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Saving Ryan's Privates (1998)

| Comedy, War, Short
Parody of Saving Private Ryan about war heroes who must save their buddy's penis.

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Capt. Miller
Jason Squire ...
Pvt. Ryan
Brent Goldberg ...
Pvt. Mellish
David Wagner ...
Medic Wade
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Pvt. Reiben
Joey Valentino ...
Cpl. Upham
Josh Massie ...
Sgt, Horvath (as Josh Massey)
David Protocarrero ...
Pvt. Carpazo
David Boscoe ...
Pvt. Jackson
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During World War II, somewhere in France, Private James Ryan has lost his genitalia in battle--they're missing in action and, that day, his wife Lisa is due to receive three telegrams. An officer sends a platoon, and the platoon leader tells his men, "If that boy and his penis are alive, we're going to find them." When they do find Ryan, he's doesn't want to leave his fellow soldiers, but the platoon leader explains the mission firmly. Private Ryan relents, they shoot their way out, and there's a casualty. Jump ahead 50 years: a grey-haired man kneels at a gravestone as a young man waits beside him. Did someone die in vain, or did Ryan put it to good use? Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

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Comedy | War | Short

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$6,500 (estimated)
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Cringingly funny
28 November 1999 | by (Hollywood) – See all my reviews

If you can find a copy, I highly recommend you watch "Saving Ryan's Privates." It's one of those hideously tasteless parodies that you find yourself laughing your ass off.

At about seven minutes long, it relentlessly pounds the viewer with humor, throbbing to the brim with genital-related puns, until the moving, emotional climax.

Not for the weak-stomached! Loved the "Tuskegee Airman" joke.


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