The Newcomers (2000)A 12-year-old boy and his family start life over in a new town. Director:James Allen Bradley |
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The Newcomers (2000)A 12-year-old boy and his family start life over in a new town. Director:James Allen Bradley |
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Christopher McCoy | ... | |
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Gary Docherty
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| Kate Bosworth | ... |
Courtney Docherty
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| Elizabeth Duff | ... |
Marilyn Docherty
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| Billy Kay | ... |
Gil Weatherton
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Joel
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Slim
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| Jeff Fahey | ... |
Mack Weatherton
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Rocco
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Mike Chiarello | ... |
Penn
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Rusty De Wees | ... |
Dennis Brownbear
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Elizabeth Owens | ... |
Mrs. Marsdon
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Doug Barron | ... |
Stan
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Edsel Hughes | ... |
Mr. Burns
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A 12-year-old boy and his family start life over in a new town.
Every once in a while -- perhaps more frequently than that -- you watch a movie and marvel at the the notion that someone would spend the time and resources to transform a stunningly incompetent script into a feature film. This particular film is so lacking in plot and character development that it is almost a marvel to behold. The motivations of the characters are laughably non-existent. And there is a pervading blandness to the whole affair that would send even the most undemanding young viewers into deep coma.
I can't imagine why I took the time to slog through this unfortunate excuse for entertainment, although I did get a little bit of exercise from constantly shaking my head and wondering how much worse a "family film" could get. How Kate Bosworth and Jeff Fahey got involved is a question best answered by their respective agents.
By the way, the packaging on this DVD suggests, perhaps, that this is a "boy and his dog" movie. It is not. The dog is a random addition that is every bit as disconnected to the "story" as I was.
Avoid this at all costs, and add 90 precious minutes to your life.