He's got more opening lines than Henny Youngman. He's as hopelessly persistent as Disco. He's struck out more times than the Cubs. He's Leisure Suit Larry, the winningest loser in computer game history, maybe in the history of the world. And he's back in the sixth installment of Al Lowe's singles scene set-up, an epic saga of absurdity, ingenuity, and raw, unbridled rejection. As a consolation prize for his humiliating performance on a TV dating show, Larry wins two weeks at the fabulous La Costa Lotta Spa (first prize - one week!). Surrounded by nine smart, savvy, beautiful women, Larry will surely meet Ms. Right. Right? Wrong! Help Larry overcome all the odds and experience True Love. Save him from dozens of hilariously hopeless encounters. We don't care how you do it, but whatever you do, deliver this male! It's prime Leisure Suit Larry, the most laughable loveless loser to ever grace the small screen. Written by
Did You Know?
In the men's shower room, sometimes there are one or two naked men whose backs are turned to Larry. Clicking the zipper icon on the left man gives the message "You're going to have to wait until you're playing the role of Passionate Patti to do that!" - although Patti does not appear in this game. See more
[upon using the hand icon on Burgundy's eyes
"Slowly, delicately running his soft, pale fingertips over her smooth, sensitive eyelids, Burgundy felt each whorl of Geoffrey's fingerprint burn fire into her loins, felt waves of passion wash over her, felt her moist womanhood nearly explode with..." Oops, you're not Geoffrey. Let's see here... Oh yes, here we are.
You can't do that.
Al Lowe plays Selmer Mark VI saxophones exclusively. See more