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Dean Crept and Mike Mattress are two government agents, 'G-men' whom are murdered in an ambush and sent straight to the hot and fiery realm of hell. Dean and Mike manage to escape using a magical dimension traveling crystal to land them back on Earth where they decide to open their own private investigating service, with some stolen money from their killer Buster Lloyd, and soon land a fashionable office space with an attractive and loyal secretary-of-all-trades named Marete. Dean and Mike's first job is to help a mysterious femme fatal named Gloria Lake who fears her wealthy husband is plotting to swindle out of her inheritance. But before that can happen, the husband is murdered, and Dean and Mike are the suspects. With a relentless police detective tailing them, Dean and Mike try to solve the case, while dealing with the Devil's agent who follows them up from hell to bring them back within 46 hours. Written by
Well you know it's uh, kinda common knowledge that you are a, uh, gay, that is to say homosexual man and I just want to say up front that I have absolutely no problem with it
[grabs Dalton and slams him against the wall]
I am a sadistic leather master homosexual and I will tease you sensibilities!
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If you don't like this movie, you aren't thinking clearly
This movie is pure genius. Chris Coppala's direction is adequate, but the real secret to this movie is perception. If you go in looking for a movie that is a bubble gum, popular, theater movie with a big cast, big budget and top tier talent, go watch fricking Men In Black. This movie is great for so many reasons it's difficult for me to list them all. But here goes.....The acting is great, the characters are written in a tounge in cheek, deadpan style that is difficult to nail as a actor. Fortunately, the cast is comprised of accomplished character actors including Bill Forsythe, and his performance is dead on, somewhere between Tommy Lee Jones in MIB, and Warren Beatty in Dick Tracy. Tate donovan as the leering wannabe ladies man, Mike Mattress. Gary Busey makes a small but massively entertaining part as a gay cop. "I am a sadistic,leather clad homosexual!" Busey screams into the face of Zach Galligan. For that line alone it is worth whatever you pay for it. Trust me. The script is deadpan genius, the one liners and the dry humor permeates the entire movie (if you like this flick, watch Invasion! with Campbell Scott) But i would have to say, Robert Goulet as the devil is the scene stealer in this one. Goulet's deliverey of the "Tsk, Tsk, Tsk" line is camp gold. Sure the production values are low, sure it's got some interesting scenes, and if you don't like comics don't bother. But if you love comics, or even just Mike Alred comics, and deadpan humor, then G-Men from hell is the movie you must watch. If you get the DVD make sure you watch the interview with Mike Alred, it'll convince you if i can't. Evil must perish!!!!!
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