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Graham Coxon: I don't like television, too much colours and movement, it's too busy for me. Also, sometimes there's people on it and you don't know whether they're on television or if they're in a room with you but they're just small.

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Presenter: If "Parklife" was considered Damon's album, "13" was very much percieved as your album. Would that be -

Graham Coxon: [interupts] It's not my fault! Nobody showed me how to work the machines! D'you press record and play or is it just record? And I had to play it all on my own!

Presenter: What about Dave and Alex?

Graham Coxon: They wouldn't come in because I play with matches.

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Presenter: So you played all the instruments yourself?

Graham Coxon: Yeah, but I never knew how a lot of 'em worked. I spent weeks trying to blow into the piano.

Graham Coxon: [blows repeatedly] Then all the instruments started talking about me behind me back.

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Gary Barlow: [about the other Take That members] They used to think you were a bully! They used to whisper names behind your back, I heard them! "Bully Barlow!"

Howard Donald: That's your name.

Gary Barlow: Oh.

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Bono: Come to think of it, we still haven't been paid for Live Aid.

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Presenter: Do you still see much of Bob Geldof? There's obviously the Irish connection there.

Bono: No, to be honest, I don't like him. I think he's very mean.

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Benny Andersson: Not a lot of people realize our songs are political.

Presenter: What, like "Dancing Queen?"

Benny Andersson: Yeah, this is about the fall of communism.

Presenter: I always thought it was about a dancing queen...

Benny Andersson: It's a metaphor, dum-dum.

Björn Ulvaeus: What do you think "Mamma Mia" is about?

Presenter: Mummies?

Björn Ulvaeus: Vietnam.

Presenter: "The Winner Takes It All?"

Björn Ulvaeus: Jimmy Tarbuck.

Presenter: "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! A Man After Midnight?"

Benny Andersson: This is your own private business, we cannot procure men for you.

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Lee: [annoyed] Do you know who I am?

Presenter: You're Lee from Steps.

Lee: Oh, I thought I was H.

H: [confused] No, I H.

Lee: Well, who's Lisa, then?

H: The fat one.

Lee: I said we should have badges with our names on!

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Howard Donald: Everybody all right for nibbles?

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Tom Jones: Oh, I'll tell you who I've met: Tom Jones! Smashing knockers...

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[repeated line]

Elton John: Right, I'm leaving!

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Ronan Keating: [Lyrics to Rock the Blind] I can see clearly now, the rain has gone!

Elton John: I can see all obstacles in my way!

[We see Lee and H dancing]

Sting: Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind!

[While he sings, his indian friend walks past]

Cher: [in a robotic voice] It's goin' be a bright, bright, bright, bright sun shiny day!

Shirley Bassey: It's goin' be a bright, bright, bright sun shiny day! Champagne!

Eminem: I think I can make it now. The pain is gone

Craig David: Craig David!

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Paul Simon: [Lyrics continued] All of the...

Art Garfunkel: [interrupting] ...all of the bad feelings have disappeared!

Craig David: Craig David!

Ricky Martin: Here's the rainbow I've been praying for!

[H and Lee look confused]

Tom Jones: Look around, there's nothing but blue skies!

The Bee Gees: Look straight ahead! There's nothing but blue...

Barry Gibb: ...skies!

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Danny: [Lyrics continued] I can see clearly now...

Noel: ...the rain is gone.

Noel/Danny: I can see all obstacles in my way!

Gunner Steele: Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind!

Elton John: It's goin' be a bright...

Heather Small: ...bright...

Sting: ...bright...

Heather Small: ...bright...

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Unknown singer: [Lyrics continued] ...sun shiny day!

Craig David: Still Craig David!

Macy Gray: It's goin' be a bright, bright, bright, bright sun shiny day! Them flies! Oh Lord!

LuLu: It's goin' be a bright, bright, bright, bright sun shiny day!

Gunner Steele: Keep you hands on your ha'penny!

Prince: It's goin' be a bright, bright, bright, bright sun shiny day! Hey! You!

Ronan Keating: It's goin' be a bright, bright sun shiny day! Bye bye!

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Paul Simon: [on his relationship with Art Garfunkel] As longs as we don't have to see or listen to each other, we get along just fine.

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