The Most Fertile Man in Ireland (2000)The most fertile man in Ireland is in serious demand. Director:Dudi AppletonWriter:Jim Keeble |
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The Most Fertile Man in Ireland (2000)The most fertile man in Ireland is in serious demand. Director:Dudi AppletonWriter:Jim Keeble |
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| Kris Marshall | ... |
Eamon Manley
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Kathy Kiera Clarke | ... |
Rosie
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| Bronagh Gallagher | ... |
Millicent
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| James Nesbitt | ... |
'Mad Dog' Billy Wilson
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| Kenneth Cranham | ... |
Da
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Olivia Nash | ... |
Ma
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| Pauline McLynn | ... |
Maeve
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Tara Lynne O'Neill | ... |
Mary Mallory
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| Toyah Willcox | ... |
Dr. Johnson
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Harry Towb | ... |
Uncle Eugene
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Marc O'Shea | ... |
Raymond
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Paddy McCarney | ... |
Gusti
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| Biggy Bigmore | ... |
Market Consumer
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Mary Black | ... |
Mrs. Brown
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Marizee Bridgette | ... |
Flower Seller
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The most fertile man in Ireland is in serious demand.
Eamon Manley (Marshall), a 24-year-old Irish Catholic virgin, works in a dating agency, while silently dreaming of melancholy funeral parlour worker Rosemary (Clarke). Following a night of (heavily protected) passion with a good-time gal, the geek discovers that, in these times of male infertility, his sperm could "impregnate a stone".
Now in demand from infertile couples the length and breadth of Ireland, and backed by a test tube-eschewing Catholic Church, he soon makes a packet with colleague Millicent (Gallagher) - until paramilitary headcase 'Mad Dog' Billy Wilson (Nesbitt) decides Catholics are outbreeding Protestants, and forcibly recruits him for a 'numbers war'.
"The Most Fertile Man in Ireland... is Coming!" chortled the teaser posters, belying a severe case of coitus interruptus. Originally due for release in September 2000 (the film was made back in 99), a number of ill-fated distribution deals put the kibosh on The Most Fertile Man In Ireland, until director Dudi Appleton's debut finally reached third base in Ireland in 2002 - a year later in the UK.
Based on late-night conversations between scriptwriter Keeble and pals about "what it is to be a man", this was originally intended as a dark satire about a messiah-cum-superhero in present day Belfast - morphing into a lightweight, if uneven farce about a man who's anything but. On the plus side, Marshall, star of Middle England's favourite sitcom 'My Family', does imbue his (admittedly one-note) role with a winning mix of gormless pathos and knockabout good-humour, ably supported by Nesbitt, in full-on panto villain mode.
Predictably, the complex issue of the Troubles is reduced to a mere comic backdrop (represented by alternating portraits of the Pope and HRH, indicating Eamon's visits to Catholic or Protestant households), jarring with the screwball romance. Also a sombre third act sits uneasily with previous hi-jinks, investing its cast with unexplored depths. Nevertheless, an interesting premise from a first time director, showing plenty of promise.