Dracula 2000 (2000)
Simon Sheppard: NEVER... ever FUCK with an antiques dealer!
Simon Sheppard: What just happened in there?
Abraham Van Helsing: I told you to kill her! They can be killed by silver, by sunlight or by stakes. You must pierce their heart or behead them. They are nosferatu, vampires.
Simon Sheppard: And you knew this? And-and-and you're all right with this?
Abraham Van Helsing: I had them destroyed, eradicated. All but one: my secret in the abbey. He is what they stole.
Simon Sheppard: Who?
Abraham Van Helsing: Dracula. Dracula: not myth, nor ravings of a mad Irish novelist, oh no. He's real, I assure you.
Simon Sheppard: This is the fucking Twilight Zone!
Dracula: You cannot imagine what I've had to endure. I have borne the very wrath of God, chosen to suffer like no man before.
Dracula: Everything I am is yours.
Simon Sheppard: [trying to find her] Mary! Mary!
Dracula: And all you are is mine.
Dracula: You think you can teach me about betrayal? Didn't your father ever tell you, Mary? I can't die. He won't have me.
Mary: Did you ever ask?
Dracula: For what? Forgiveness?
Mary: [about Jesus Christ] He still loves you.
Dracula: Does he? Just as he still loves you? Then go back to him and see if he'll still have you!
Marcus: [Simon produces a cross] Sorry sport. I'm an atheist.
Simon Sheppard: [a dagger pops out of the cross' base] God loves you anyway.
[Simon brandishes a Bible before the advancing Dracula]
Solina: You don't build this kind of security without a gold mine to hide.
Dracula: We're all so much more complicated than our names.
Dracula: You made the world in your image. Now I make it in mine.
Simon Sheppard: [Translating Slavic text on a crossbow] "All fear he who walks beneath the crown of Eternal Night."
Abraham Van Helsing: No, no, no, no, it's not crown, it's halo; beneath the Halo of Eternal Night
Simon Sheppard: Oh, well, you see why the design never survived. And look how heavy it is compared to what they were using in England at the time.
Abraham Van Helsing: [talking about the crossbow in his hands] Ah, while the English made them for firing arrow shafts of wood, this was made for firing metal... silver.
Mary: [seeing Dracula outside of her bedroom] Wake up... wake up... it's the dream... you know it's the dream. Wake up!
Mary: [confessing to her pastor] I've had these dreams my whole life. Trapped in darkness with this man. I used to think they were just... nightmares.
Dracula: [to the neon cross] You knew all this would come to pass.
Dracula: [to Mary] It was my last sunset on this earth that made me who I am.
Abraham Van Helsing: You-you can't have her... ever!
Dracula: Can't I?
Abraham Van Helsing: If you harm my daughter, I swear to the Lord Christ...
Dracula: Shh! He doesn't care. In that you can trust. You stole life from my blood and past it to another. She's my Mary now.
Abraham Van Helsing: No. Never! You want revenge? Take it! Right here, right now!
Dracula: You know not the depths of my vengeance.
Solina: [to Simon] You Brits like to sweet-talk and you Brits like to romance, and all I wanna do is suck.
Lucy: You had him every night in your dreams and you never even shared!
Valerie Sharp: You gettin' the crash? You gettin' the sunset? You gettin' the tits?
J.T.: Yeah, well, it's the talent that matters, Val.
Valerie Sharp: And don't you forget it.
Solina: You know, it's a special thing to be chosen. Feels like being born.
Mary: I am Mary Van Helsing. I am my father's daughter. And nothing can ever take that away.
Detective Gautreaux: Solina, Dr. Seward here tells me you believe yourself to be a vampire. Now how does one become a vampire, Solina?
Solina: No, how does one become... a lover?
Detective Gautreaux: Well, I-I don't know.
Solina: [Groans] One is chosen.
Detective Gautreaux: You see that?
Dr. Seward: See what?
Solina: [sighs; Sultry voice] Would you like to be chosen, Mr. Detective? Are you waiting for a woman to choose you as a lover?
Detective Gautreaux: You getting this on tape?
Solina: [Yells] Look at me when I'm talking to you!
Detective Gautreaux: Now, Solina, you... you can't see me.
Solina: Of course I can.
Abraham Van Helsing: If anything down here moves, shoot it. You understand? Shoot it in the heart or cut off its head. You understand? They are the undead.
Simon Sheppard: The undead... UNDEAD!
Solina: [to Simon about to kill her] Go ahead. Cut me. Won't you have a lot to explain.
Solina: Does English charm work on English women?
Simon Sheppard: Why not, Solina? One reason.
Solina: I don't date men that I work with.
Abraham Van Helsing: [about Dracula] He is, quite simply, beyond the reach of death.
Solina: [after turning into a vampire] Oh, Mr. Van Helsing. Haven't you been selfish.