Unconditional Love (2002)
Lady in Plane: Julie Andrews is in the cockpit.
Man in Plane: THANK GOD.
Dirk Simpson: Frump without a life.
Grace Beasley: Valet without a car.
Dirk Simpson: LIFE WITHOUT A POINT.
Grace Beasley: That's Tom Jones.
Nola Fox: Don't you think I'd know my own brother's voice?
Waitress: Actually, it's Tom Jones. I put the CD on myself.
Nola Fox: [slaps waitress across the face] SLUT.
Maudey: Is this rudeness deliberate, or are you just lacking in social skills?
Dirk Simpson: I don't believe in unconditional love, I mean, what is it anyway? Cut off my ears, steal my money and I'll love you anyway?
Grace Beasley: Yes, and more.
Dirk Simpson: More?
Grace Beasley: You don't have to love me back.