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Unconditional Love (2002) Poster

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Grace Beasley: That's Tom Jones.

Nola Fox: Don't you think I'd know my own brother's voice?

Waitress: Actually, it's Tom Jones. I put the CD on myself.

Nola Fox: [slaps waitress across the face] SLUT.

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Dirk Simpson: I don't believe in unconditional love, I mean, what is it anyway? Cut off my ears, steal my money and I'll love you anyway?

Grace Beasley: Yes, and more.

Dirk Simpson: More?

Grace Beasley: You don't have to love me back.

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Maudey: Nobody messes with a dwarf in a red raincoat.

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Lady in Plane: Julie Andrews is in the cockpit.

Man in Plane: THANK GOD.

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Julie Andrews: OH, BUGGER OFF.

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Dirk Simpson: Frump without a life.

Grace Beasley: Valet without a car.

Dirk Simpson: LIFE WITHOUT A POINT.

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Maudey: Is this rudeness deliberate, or are you just lacking in social skills?

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Victor Fox: I have sex with other men, but I sleep with you.

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Nola Fox: We love gay youth.

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Officer Jones: [after discovering Maudey and Dirk making out and then Finding Grace] What are you doing?

Grace Beasley: I'm watching them!

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