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Hooves of Fire (TV Short 1999) Poster

(1999 TV Short)

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Robbie: I know what we do one day a year, but what about the other 364?

Blitzen: Well, usually it's like -

[scene of reindeer exercising]

Robbie: Oh. I was hoping it would be more -

[scene of Robbie dancing at a wild party]

Robbie: Or maybe sometimes -

[scene of reindeer playing guitar by the fire]

Blitzen: Sorry, Robbie. But it's definitely -

[scene of reindeer exercising]

Robbie: Right. When's the next bus out of town?

Prancer: [thinks] Uh, April.

Robbie: [collapses] Training it is.

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Blitzen: If you have any problems, come and see me. If you don't have any problems, come and see me anyway and we'll celebrate your lack of problems.

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Old Jingle: Remember you are what you eat.

[Holds up a bag that says "Nuts"]

Old Jingle: Mmm, nuts!

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Donner: Can you not speak to me because you love me... or because you just got trampled by a herd of reindeer?

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Vixen: Robbie, I know you love me and would do anything to please me. I don't want you to run in the steeple chase. There, that done, lets get on with our lives.

Robbie: Sorry, Vixen but I'm going to run. And try to win and everything.

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Donner: I looked in the yellow pages under "Wise old mentors who can save the day." There was only one in the area.

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Donner: There's something oddly familiar about that fork lift.

Robbie: Hi Donner.

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Elf: He's alive!

Elf 2: Can we still eat him?

Elf 3: [pause] No.

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Donner: It must be the last of some rare and endangered species.

Prancer: Great! Let's kill it!

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Vixen: At least Robbie's dad got out of this frozen hole. He was a smart reindeer that Ru...

Blitzen: [covers her mouth with a hand] No, no, no, no. I will have that name said in my presence!

Donner: Are you talking about Ru...?

[Blitzen covers her mouth with the other hand]

Reindeer: A German name, wasn;t it? Uh, Ru...

[Blitzen covers his mouth with a hoof]

Prancer: I tell you what, it's a catchy song, I love it. A-one, a-two, Ru...

[Blitzen covers his mouth with the other hoof, causing himself to hang in midair in the middle of the other four reindeer]

Blitzen: [after falling down] Well, if I can't get him, I'll get his son. I will sleep until I have destroyed Robbie!

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Blitzen: But don't worry. They won't blame you. They'll blame your dad for having you.

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Donner: You've have to take him on. He needs to beat Blitzen.

Old Jingle: Blitzen? Is Blitzen involved in this?

Donner: You know Blitzen?

Old Jingle: Never heard of him, but he's gotta be stopped!

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Head Elf: What happened, Robbie?

Robbie: I got tired of sweeping, then I saw these bits of toys lying around, and I thought, I'll invent new toys. This is Sebastian Musclewhale.

Head Elf: Do whales have arms?

Robbie: Sebastian has three. He needs them to fight his archenemy... Octomonkey!

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Robbie: I'm a rubbish reindeer. I'm even a rubbish elf. I'm worse than rubbish. If they tossed me in the rubbish bin, the other rubbish would say...

Rubbish: There goes the neighborhood.

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Blitzen: Let's trample him into dust, then throw the remains of the dust to the wolves, then blow up the wolves.

Prancer: You don't like him very much, don't you?

Blitzen: Not particularly, no.

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Robbie: I have decided that strength is not really my strength.

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Vixen: [as Robbie is blabbing incoherently, since he can't talk to her] Someone sent me flowers, Robbie. I know they were from you. Do you know why? Because they were cheap.

Robbie: [to Donner, after Vixen leaves] But it was all the money I had.

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Vixen: It's a cold night out tonight, Blitzen. I need someone to spark my fire.

Blitzen: Well, it would be rude not to. Christmas has come already.

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Old Jingle: This is a much better spot for a house. I'd have to be raving mad to push it back up that hill.

[cut to Jingle pushing the house back up the mountain]

Old Jingle: One day, I will be too old to do this, but that day won't come for many...

[House slides back down, dragging Old Jingle underneath]

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