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The Oz Witch Project (1999) Poster

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Dorothy: Where the fuck is the yellow brick road?

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Tin Man: Well why did you give him the map? You know he doesn't even have a brain!

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[Dorothy begins singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"]

Cowardly Lion: Don't you even fucking start!

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Dorothy Gale: All we've got to do is follow the yellow brick road. Where the fuck is the yellow brick road?

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Dorothy Gale: I want to apologize to the Lion's mom and to the tin man's mom and to the scarecrow's mom. To Auntie Em and Toto. I want to apologize because I can't get the lens off "zoom"!

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Dorothy Gale: Come up here, quick!

Scarecrow: What? What is it?

[They find hanging stick men from The Blair Witch Project]

Scarecrow: Oh, that's not so scary.

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Scarecrow: Are you sure you don't have the map?

Dorothy Gale: Yes, I don't have the map.

Scarecrow: Dorothy, that is so not cool.

Dorothy Gale: I know it's not cool.

Scarecrow: Dorothy, that is so not cool.

Dorothy Gale: I know it's not cool.

Scarecrow: Dorothy, that is so not cool.

Dorothy Gale: I know it's not cool.

Scarecrow: Dorothy, that is so not cool.

Dorothy Gale: I know it's not cool.

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