Memorable quotes for
"The Amanda Show" (1999) More at IMDbPro »

Host: It turns my stomach to see a beating like that. Let's watch it again in slow-motion.
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[repeated line]
Debbie: I like eggs.
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[the substitute teacher is getting frustrated with the "gifted class."]
Substitute Teacher: And no more of your dumb rhymes!
Rhyming Student: Not even sometimes?
Substitute Teacher: Stop that now!
Rhyming Student: Go squeeze a fat cow?
Substitute Teacher: One more time and you'll get detention!
Rhyming Student: Okay! I promise, I'll pay attention.
Substitute Teacher: That's it, young man! You are out of this class!
Rhyming Student: Whoa, my dad's gonna kick my...
Substitute Teacher: QUIET!
Rhyming Student: RIOT!
Substitute Teacher: STOP!
Rhyming Student: COP!
Substitute Teacher: BILLY!
Rhyming Student: SILLY!
Substitute Teacher: AAAAAAH!
Rhyming Student: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAH!
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[repeated line]
Penelope Taynt: Amanda Please!
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Penelope Taynt: Hello, please!
[Drake and Josh jump and scream]
Drake: You're not supposed to be in here!
Penelope Taynt: Too bad, Jake!
Josh: [giggles] Jake.
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Crazy Courtney: You've got something in your nose.
Irritated Boy: So?
Crazy Courtney: I want it.
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Laurie: I don't like this story!
Pauly: She don't like this story!
Tony Pajamas: I got ears.
Pauly: He's got ears.
[Tony smacks Pauly upside the head]
Pauly: What was that for?
Tony Pajamas: For being an idiot.
Pauly: Okay.
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Amber: Debbie, read her her question.
Debbie: Oh yeah. Okay. If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring one item, what would you thumb?
Penny: Pardon?
Debbie: What would you thumb?
Penny: What would I thumb?
Debbie: That's what it says.
Amber: Debbie... that's your thumb!
Debbie: Oh! What would you bring?
Penny: Well, I'd probably bring my prettiest bra. It hooks in the front! And I'd bring my special medication!
Amber: You can only bring one item.
Penny: But... but, that's hard!
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Irritated Boy: [after Courtney has somehow yanked his white briefs off, and held them up for the entire theater to see] Hey, those are my underpants!
Crazy Courtney: Mwaa-haa!
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Penelope Taynt: And that's how we'll capture Blake.
Josh: Drake.
Penelope Taynt: It matters!
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