Loose Women (1999– )Lively daytime TV show, in which four "loose women" chat about news, issues and life in general. |
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Loose Women (1999– )Lively daytime TV show, in which four "loose women" chat about news, issues and life in general. |
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Carol McGiffin | ... |
Herself - Presenter
(1171 episodes, 2003-2013)
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Jane McDonald | ... |
Herself - Presenter
(754 episodes, 2003-2013)
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Sherrie Hewson | ... |
Herself - Presenter
(726 episodes, 2003-2013)
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Andrea McLean | ... |
Herself - Presenter
(675 episodes, 2004-2013)
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Coleen Nolan | ... |
Herself - Presenter
(646 episodes, 1999-2011)
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Denise Welch | ... |
Herself - Presenter
(526 episodes, 2002-2013)
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Lively daytime TV show, in which four "loose women" chat about news, issues and life in general.
Greetings, I am prince Mustafa al-Saud of Saudi Arabia. You may recall that, earlier this year, some of our ungrateful citizens were demanding that we grant more rights to women: allowing them to drive, work, learn to read, etc. Their incessant complaining reached such a level that our king was forced to call a crisis meeting to discuss whether we should bow to their demands. Mercifully I had recently travelled on business to England so, as the various sheiks, princes and imams bickered over what should be done, I calmly slipped on a DVD that I had recorded of 'Loose Women'. A mere thirty seconds after the theme tune ended, his majesty arose and bellowed "STOP! How can we even consider granting human rights to females if this is what they are capable of? If today we allow them to leave the kitchen, tomorrow they will be sat around a table on live TV, laughing and shrieking like toddlers about the most inane topics known to man. I declare that, instead of granting more rights to these inferior beings, a new law shall be passed: one which insists that every woman in the kingdom must be permanently shackled to the oven!"
Thank you 'Loose Women' - you have done more to retard the progress of feminism than hard-line Islamism ever could.