Ace Ventura (1996 Video Game)
[after being dropped into the middle of the ocean]
Ace Ventura: I am NOT an amphibian! I am a human being!
[diving into the Nautilus' garbage chute]
Ace Ventura: Come on, Spike! Last one in's a rotten egg.
Ace Ventura: And speaking of rotten eggs... are you making whoopie? Cushion?
[after coming out of the garbage chute]
Ace Ventura: Woooo! Do NOT and I mean NOT in the worst possible way GO IN THERE! NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER!
Mr. Shickadance, Jaques Du Monque: Guess what day it is today, Ventura?
Ace Ventura: Warthog day? Groundhog day?
Mr. Shickadance, Jaques Du Monque: Try rent day!
[Ace slams the door in Shickadance's face]
[Ace is about to be cut up by a laser]
Phatteus Lardus: So long, Mr Ventura! Rest... in PIECES! Muhahahhahahhahha!