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(2000 TV Movie)

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[from Ants in the Pantry]

Larry Fine: Oooh, I can't see, I can't see!

Moe Howard: What's the matter?

Larry Fine: I've got my eyes closed.

[Moe eye pokes Larry again]

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Jack L. Warner: Good evening boys, allow me to introduce myself, Jack Warner.

Moe Howard: One of the Warner Brothers?

Jack L. Warner: *The* Warner Brothers. Enjoyed your act.

Moe Howard: Enchanted!

Larry Fine: Enraptured!

Jerome 'Curly' Howard: Embalmed!

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Jerome 'Curly' Howard: I'm sorry Moe, I'm sorry I talked that way. I'm just temperamental, you know me.

Moe Howard: Yeah, 95 percent temper, 5 percent mental.

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Larry Fine: [to Moe, about Shemp] Ted Healy scared the piss out of your brother and it landed on me.

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Moe Howard: Is there anything you won't bet on?

Larry Fine: Yeah, a winner.

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Jerome 'Curly' Howard: Hey Moe, what do you mean hitting me like that?

Moe Howard: I'm sorry, Babe. I didn't mean it.

Jerome 'Curly' Howard: Next time, make it harder so they can hear it in the back row.

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Tom Cosgrove: [to heckler] Hey fella, you think anybody could do this?

Shemp Howard: *You* do it.

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Jules White: My name's Jules White, Tek-no-crap.

Larry Fine: Tek-no-crap?

Jules White: That's right, I take no crap from anybody.

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Guard: Haven't you heard?

Larry Fine: Heard what?

Guard: Mr. Cohen, he's dead. Had a heart attack last night in Phoenix.

Larry Fine: Guess he was human after all.

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[first lines]

Young Moe: How old are you?

Young Shemp: Seventeen.

Young Moe: Come on, you're older than that.

Young Shemp: No, I got a birth certificate.

Young Moe: You couldn't get that dirty in seventeen years.

Young Moe: How 'about you, how old are you?

Young Jerome: I was seven. Three years in Sanford, Connecticut.

Young Moe: That makes you nine.

Young Jerome: Not 'til I get back to Connecticut...

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Moe Howard: [about Curly] Pa, would ya stop singing Kaddish? It's not like he's dead, he's just going to California.

Jenny Horwitz: It's the same thing!

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Moe Howard: [to Curly] Look at you, you collect these stray dogs the same way you collect stray women. At least, you don't marry the dogs.

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[last lines]

Moe Howard: What are we waiting for?

Larry Fine: What the hell...

Moe Howard: [lining up on stage] Spread out!

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