Memorable quotes for
The Three Stooges (2000) (TV) More at IMDbPro »

[from Ants in The Pantry]
Larry Fine: Oooh I can't see I can't see.
Moe Howard: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
Larry Fine: I've got my eyes closed.
[Moe eye pokes Larry again]
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[from Pies and Guys]
Moe Howard: [to Larry holding a pie] WHY YOU!
Larry Fine: [Larry Ducks] Hahahaha!
[Moe then ducks down too and hits Larry with the pie]
Joe Besser: Hahahahaha!
Larry Fine: [to Moe] Oh Yeah?
Moe Howard: Yeah!
[Larry hits Moe with a pie]
Joe Besser: [to Moe] You forgot to duck silly.
Joe Besser: [Moe grabs Joes nose and flicks it] Ooooow not so hard! Crazzyyy.
Moe Howard: Crazy?
[Moe is about to throw a pie at Joe]
Joe Besser: [to Moe] Stop!
Jules White: [to Joe] Joe your line is...
Joe Besser: [to Jules White] I don't care what my line is.
Jules White: Cut.
[to Joe]
Jules White: Joe the thing is a punchline.
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Larry Fine: Ted Healy scared the piss out of your brother and it landed on me.
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Moe Howard: Is there anything you won't bet on?
Larry Fine: Yeah, a winner.
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Jerome 'Curly' Howard: Hey Moe, what do you mean hitting me like that?
Moe Howard: I'm sorry, Babe. I didn't mean it.
Jerome 'Curly' Howard: Next time, make it harder so they can hear it in the back row.
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