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Comic Relief: Doctor Who - The Curse of Fatal Death (TV Short 1999) Poster

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The 17th Master: Say hello to the Spikes of Doom!

[the wall behind the Doctor and Emma turns around. When it turns back they are sitting on a couch]

The 9th Doctor: Say hello to the Sofa of Reasonable Comfort.

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Daleks: We will explain later!

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The 9th Doctor: I have grown weary of all the evil in the cosmos. All the cruelty, all the suffering, all those endless gravel quarries.

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The 9th Doctor: Without even knowing I was looking, I have found a woman I love. A woman more fascinating than all my travels through time and space. A girl more exciting than an escape up a ventilation shaft. A lover more thrilling than an army of cybernetic slugs.

[they kiss passionately]

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The (Quite Handsome) 10th Doctor: And, uh, you're my fiancée?

Emma, The Assistant: So you remember me then?

The (Quite Handsome) 10th Doctor: How could I possibly forget the only time-traveling companion I've ever had?

Emma, The Assistant: You've had lots of companions.

The (Quite Handsome) 10th Doctor: The only time-traveling companion I've ever... had.

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The 12th Doctor: Look after the universe for me; I've put a lot of work into it.

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The 13th Doctor: Emma! Look! I've got etheric beam locators!

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[to a Dalek, as the Master has fallen into the sewers AGAIN]

The 9th Doctor: Don't worry, I believe he knows the way out.

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[the Master has emerged from the sewers accompanied by Daleks]

The 17th Master: Observe, Doctor. I am no longer merely a Time Lord. My body has been augmented by superior Dalek technology!

[he pulls of his right hand and reveals that it has been replaced by a Dalek suction cup]

Emma, The Assistant: So what can you do with that, then?

The 17th Master: [realises he doesn't know] What?

Emma, The Assistant: You don't know, do you?

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