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The Trials of Talent, The Farce of Fame (oh, spare me!)., 15 February 2009
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dunmore_ego from Los Angeles, California
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
Narrated by the real Danny Bonaduce (in between jail time and radio
airtime, we presume), COME ON, GET HAPPY: THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY STORY is
a tiresome television biopic of The Partridge Family's rise to popcorn
fame in the early 70s.
A travesty at best; at worst, some form of mild brain damage. If it is
at all possible, acting is even worse than the actual Partridge Family
members. This "review" only exists because the David Cassidy character
(Rodney Scott) says something that really bugged me...
Scott, who keeps looking more like David the longer the film runs (cos
of that brain damage kicking in) complains that he's not being taken
seriously as a musician. He can really sing and play guitar, yet
complains that because the studio "bought" him, he is not being allowed
to extend his full range of talents; further, that he is merely on a
salary instead of being paid a percentage of all the records he
actually sings on.
Noted. But wait, spoiled brat! The irony is that all those really hot
session musicians who ACTUALLY played on the Partridge Family songs
were the ones who were bought! Those real musicians who didn't have
perky breasts and prettyboy faces, who were eternally behind the
scenes, who made the morons diddling their instruments look talented -
they never got a percentage either - AND - they never had the advantage
of being in front of the camera so that recognition by the public or
the industry could grant their performances further legs; and I'll
wager that those sessions musicians' salaries were far smaller than
that of the "stars" in front of the camera.
It is no secret that during his Teen Idol years the real David Cassidy
did whine about not receiving any profits from all the dolls,
lunchboxes and likenesses of him... well, those great musicians WHO DID
YOUR WORK FOR YOU got even less! Cassidy was a good vocalist, no doubt
- no Pavarotti, of course (but I'm wagering Pavarotti never posed nude
for Rolling Stone - oh! those controversial pubic hairs!), but at least
he was on camera and achieved the fame to build on his career.
Cassidy has had a full career because of that fame; Susan Dey and
Shirley Jones have enjoyed continuous television careers, and even that
f*ckup Danny Bonaduce (with all his arrests and addictions and jail
time) can get work. The rest of the kids faded out because - well, they
were untalented little snots.
And so we're subjected to this guy playing Cassidy whining like the
real Cassidy about people not taking him seriously when he's doing a TV
movie about a TV series, in which the guy he is playing, complains
about not being taken seriously even though other people are doing his
work for him! Is this irony or some new form of brain damage I'm
experiencing?
Where is that poor bastard who played the famous opening keyboard riff
to the Partridge Family theme, "C'Mon Get Happy"? What's his name?
Where's his action figure? Name any of the real bass players on those
soppy tracks: "I Think I Love You," "I Woke Up In Love This Morning"...
What about the slick drummers? Those guys got the raw deal - not David
Cassidy!
Watching old videos of the Family miming, I feel dirty every time the
camera pans across anyone besides David, who is at least miming his own
voice. (And what pretty eyes!)
In a Gallup Poll during the Partridge Family heyday, Danny Bonaduce was
named the second most famous bass player behind McCartney - just for
holding a bass guitar around his neck and flapping his untalented
sausage fingers.
If fame can ever be construed a harsh mistress, it is because Danny
Bonaduce can be mentioned in the same breath as one of the pioneer
geniuses of rock and roll.
Come on, get happy, indeed! Come on - GET REAL!
--Review by Poffy the Cucumber (for Poffy's Movie Mania)
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