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Season 7

30 Sep. 2005
Burning Man
The family joins the Burning Man Festival, where Reese and Lois find creative freedom, Malcolm finds love, Hal finds a big audience and Dewey find himself doing all the chores.
 
7 Oct. 2005
Health Insurance
Hal forgot to pay the bill for the families health insurance and now tries to protect the boys from all accidents for the weekend, while Lois accidentally gets Craig into trouble with their co-workers.
 
21 Oct. 2005
Reese vs. Stevie
Dewey and Hal attempt to quit their vices, Reese threatens Stevie, and Lois opens up to Jamie.
 
28 Oct. 2005
Halloween
Reese and Malcolm find out that there was a murder in the family's house before they moved in. Hal is highly agitated in fear of ghosts from the murder and Malcolm tries to reason him out of it. Meanwhile Reese and Dewey take Jamie Trick or Treating and make a persistent enemy, whereas Lois is stuck at work because of a shoplifter no one want to take care of.
 
4 Nov. 2005
Jessica Stays Over
Jessica teaches Malcolm how to manipulate Lois, Reese prepares to mail himself to China, and Hal is terrorized by a bee.
 
11 Nov. 2005
Secret Boyfriend
Malcolm gets involved in complicated relationships with the hottest girl in school and Jessica. Lois worries about what Reese will be doing in the future.
 
18 Nov. 2005
Blackout
One fish, two kobe steaks, three girls, four sub-plots, and five brothers come together for an evening at home when the power goes out.
 
2 Dec. 2005
Army Buddy
Reese is visited by an Army buddy who develops a crush on Lois. Hal starts feeling useless when Lois buys orthotics and no longer needs his tender loving care.
 
16 Dec. 2005
Malcolm Defends Reese
When Malcolm's arch nemesis and former teacher, Mr.Herkabe, crosses the line and hurts Reese's feelings too many times. He decides to pay him back for hurting his brother by revealing his former teacher's awful secret. He had flunked Gym and lied about it. Becauses of that truth, the Principal decides to strip him of his trophy and hand it back to the one who passed gym, despite her blindness. Meanwhile, Hal gives Dewey a ton of wrong advices to a girl he likes.
 
6 Jan. 2006
Malcolm's Money
While Malcolm battles a yearbook photographer to get a good photo, Hal, Lois, and Dewey intercept a scholarship check addressed to Malcolm and try to rationalize spending the money; Reese goes back to work delivering meat.
 
13 Jan. 2006
Bride of Ida
Ida brings her maid along whilst sitting for her Lois, and decides that Reece is ready to become a man, and he must compete in numerous tasks, in which, if he is successful, he gets the maid as his wife, but there is nobody to compete against, so Malcolm is drawn into the competition.
 
20 Jan. 2006
College Recruiters
Raduca whips Reese into shape while pursuing her own interests; Dewey visits unemployed Francis; Hal discovers the benefits from taking on Malcolm's college interviewers.
 
12 Feb. 2006
Mono
While Lois and Malcolm are laid up with mono, Hal discovers another side to the neighborhood; meanwhile, Dewey tries to introduce Reese to kinder, gentler ways of dealing with Jamie.
 
19 Feb. 2006
Hal Grieves
Hal's father dies, but he fails to show emotion for his departed father, which leads him to wonder whether his children would miss him when he dies.
 
5 Mar. 2006
A.A.
Francis has made it through a year of sobriety and he invites the family to his AA meeting, until Lois discovers that he has invited her there to place his problems on her.
 
19 Mar. 2006
Lois Strikes Back
After Reese is severely humiliated by four girls at school, Lois exacts revenge on them; and Hal builds a pitching machine while hiding out from Lois in the garage.
 
26 Mar. 2006
Hal's Dentist
Hal feels betrayed when his friend Trey charges $2,000 to fix Hal's teeth; Malcolm and Dewey find a new mattress; and Reese teaches Lois how to ride a bike.
 
2 Apr. 2006
Bomb Shelter
Trying to bury the fruits of their mischief - one of their father's trophies in the backyard, Reese and Dewey find an old bunker, in which they trap Hal to avoid punishment. Malcolm and Lois are in a competitive mood. Malcolm discovers his talent to dance, which he takes to a dance competition with Danielle (Lynsey Bartilson) and Lois keeps hold on a car until the bitter end.
 
9 Apr. 2006
Stevie in the Hospital
Malcolm's afraid to visit his best friend Stevie in the hospital; Reese becomes a master telemarketer; and someone secretly tries to drive Lois crazy.
 
16 Apr. 2006
Cattle Court
Reese pretends to be a vegetarian; Hal decides to teach Dewey a lesson about the game of "Life"; and Malcolm talks Craig into standing up to Lois... and then regrets it.
 
23 Apr. 2006
Morp
Malcolm decides to organise a "Morp", an alternative to the traditional Prom, for those pupils shunned by the "cool" kids. Meanwhile, Reese agrees to hire himself out as an escort for the evening.
 
14 May 2006
Graduation
Malcolm has the chance of a highly lucrative career in computer software, but the offer is blocked by his parents, who have higher goals in mind for him - as the first US President to actually understand the plight of the underdog. Fate also has a big surprise turn in store for Lois and Hal.
 

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