| Tammy Parks | ... | Vladimina | |
| Tina Krause | ... | Shari O'Kari | |
| Elizabeth Cintron | ... | Molly Black | |
| David Fine | ... | Mr. Blatent | |
| Bob MacKay | ... | Chimes / Edmund | |
| Jasi Cotton Lanier | ... | Second Victim (as Rozanne Michaels) | |
| Suzanne Lenore | ... | 1st Victim | |
| Michael R. Thomas | ... | Eegor / Captain Skimmer | |
| Jacob Bogert | ... | Mareem | |
| John Bacchus | ... | Winslow (as Zachary Snygg) | |
| Jeffrey Faoro | ... | Mr. Smythe / Second Mate (as Jeff Faoro) | |
| Joseph Prussak | ... | Mr. Pidant (as Joe Prussak) | |
| Peter O'Hara | ... | Mr. Felon | |
| Pete Jacelone | ... | Mr. Pissington | |
| William Hellfire | ... | Beaner / Ralph / Guitar Player (as Bill Hellfire) | |
| Joey Smack | ... | Drummer | |
| Misty Mundae | ... | Bass Player | |
| Paige Turner | ... | Party Girl | |
| John Link | ... | Willy | |
| John Paul Fedele | ... | Glitter Bolan (as John Fedele) | |
| Jon Fidelli | ... | Mr. Visper | |
| Mickey Ovum | ... | Mr. Bushsmell (as Mikey Ovum) | |
| Michael Raso | ... | First Mate (as Mike Raso) | |
| J. Feefifofumdeli | ... | Third Mate | |
| Zippy | ... | Clown | |
| Fred Mekeel | ... | Sir Leonardo of DiCaprio | |
| Nathan Lanman | ... | Guy in Hallway | |
| Kyle LaFerrera | ... | Arm Wrestler | |
| Mathew Scott | ... | Extra | |
| Jennifer O'Keefe | ... | Extra | |
| Dean Paul | ... | Extra | |
| Erik Maietta | ... | Extra | |
| Sare Marrero | ... | Extra | |
| Melissa Phillips | ... | Extra | |
| Cindy Wright | ... | Extra | |
| Scott Isakoff | ... | Extra | |
| Brenda A. Trotsky | ... | Extra | |
| David Husbands | ... | Extra | |
| Dee Kaye | ... | Extra | |
| Djonaj | ... | Extra | |
| Christine McCaffrey | ... | Extra | |
| Mike Scillia | ... | Extra | |
| Dennis Peterson | ... | Extra | |
| Frank McGlynn | ... | Extra | |
| Angela Sapone | ... | Extra | |
| Margo G. McKeel | ... | Extra | |
| Nice Nice | ... | Extra | |
| Moth Man | ... | Extra | |
| Erin Ashley Scillia | ... | Extra | |
| Tracey Messel | ... | Extra | |
| Violet Violence | ... | Extra | |
| Benny The Stain | ... | Extra | |
| Richard Alfred Semator | ... | Extra | |
| Greg Ziemba | ... | Extra | |
| Demoness Ipek | ... | Extra | |
| Salvatore Lopresti | ... | Extra | |
| Liz Molinski | ... | Extra |
Directed by | |||
| John Paul Fedele | |||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| John Paul Fedele | (as Clancy Fitzsimmons) | |
| Joe Ned | ||
| Michael Raso | story | |
Produced by | |||
| John Paul Fedele | .... | producer (as John P. Fedele) | |
| Michael Raso | .... | producer (as Michael L. Raso) | |
Cinematography by | |||
| Timothy Healy | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Frank Terranova | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Jennifer Levits | |||
Visual Effects by | |||
| Frank Terranova | .... | digital effects | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Duane Polcou | .... | still photographer | |
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I bought this movie as a joke gift for a "sexually liberated" friend of mine. Unable to withstand the pull a horrible movie, I sneaked out the DVD and attempted to watch it. About 5 minutes into it, I almost lost consciousness and/or tried to take my own life. This was a bad movie with real power. After amassing some friends of mine who had actually seen titanic, we sat down to watch this horrible, horrible piece of work. I actually timed how long it took my friends to leave the room from what I like to call "Movie Sickness." A friend of mine who actually adores Titanic, stayed a total of 34 minutes before needed a breather. Watch this if you love stupid movies! Here is a quick run down. After killing everyone she bites, a "beautiful and voluptuous lesbian vampire named Vladamina" decides that a trip to Europe to continue her search for a queen is a good idea. With her trusty henchmen, pulled right out of Frankenstien and The Adams Family (Igor and Lurch), she boards this "ship of fools." Soon after it is told that because of the golden steering wheel that the captain demanded having, half of the ships hull was made of aluminum. But not just any aluminum. Aluminum foil.
The CGI is laughable, the acting is right on bad, and the plot will make you puke. Watch it with friends! This is not a warning! Lastly, if you want to see REALLY bad. Flip the DVD over and watch Suzie's Bad Day. One of my friends who literally LOVES bad movies had to leave because he felt sick. Made with a camcorder, it shows the adventures a girl has when she just can't go through a day without being strangled. It's horrid. You will need therapy. I HIGHLY suggest you add this to you DVD collection!