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Scary Sexy Disaster Movie (1999)

TITanic 2000: Vampire of the Titanic (original title)
Deadly cargo has been stowed aboard the Titanic Double-D in the form of a beautiful and voluptuous lesbian vampire named Vladamina, but she's not there for the shuffleboard and all-night buffet.

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(as John P. Fedele)

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(story) (as Michael L. Raso), (screenplay) (as Clancy Fitzsimmons) | 1 more credit »
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Michael R. Thomas ...
Eegor / Captain Skimmer
Jacob Bogert ...
Mareem
Suzanne Lenore ...
1st Victim
Tammy Parks ...
Vladamina
Joseph Prussak ...
Mr. Pidant (as Joe Prussak)
Bob MacKay ...
Chimes / Edmund
David Fine ...
Mr. Blatent
Jeffrey Faoro ...
Mr. Smythe / Second Mate (as Jeff Faoro)
...
Shari O'Kari
John Paul Fedele ...
Glitter Bolan (as John Fedele)
Elizabeth Cintron ...
Molly Black
William Hellfire ...
Beaner / Ralph / Guitar Player (as Bill Hellfire)
Jon Fidelli ...
Mr. Visper
John Bacchus ...
Winslow (as Zachary Snygg)
Pete Jacelone ...
Mr. Pissington
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The luxury liner Titanic 2000 has set sail on its maiden voyage, and one of the passengers is the vampire Vladamina. Vladamina is searching for a woman she can turn into a vampire queen, and frustrated rock groupie Shari looks to be a perfect target. As various people get seduced and/or killed as the liner continues on its doomed voyage, Shari must chose between eternity as a living dead sex slave or a frigid grave at the bottom of the ocean. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>

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Rated R for strong sexuality, nudity and language | See all certifications »
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If you like bad movies, buy this. I did.
20 December 2000 | by (Alabama) – See all my reviews

I bought this movie as a joke gift for a "sexually liberated" friend of mine. Unable to withstand the pull a horrible movie, I sneaked out the DVD and attempted to watch it. About 5 minutes into it, I almost lost consciousness and/or tried to take my own life. This was a bad movie with real power. After amassing some friends of mine who had actually seen titanic, we sat down to watch this horrible, horrible piece of work. I actually timed how long it took my friends to leave the room from what I like to call "Movie Sickness." A friend of mine who actually adores Titanic, stayed a total of 34 minutes before needed a breather. Watch this if you love stupid movies! Here is a quick run down. After killing everyone she bites, a "beautiful and voluptuous lesbian vampire named Vladamina" decides that a trip to Europe to continue her search for a queen is a good idea. With her trusty henchmen, pulled right out of Frankenstien and The Adams Family (Igor and Lurch), she boards this "ship of fools." Soon after it is told that because of the golden steering wheel that the captain demanded having, half of the ships hull was made of aluminum. But not just any aluminum. Aluminum foil.

The CGI is laughable, the acting is right on bad, and the plot will make you puke. Watch it with friends! This is not a warning! Lastly, if you want to see REALLY bad. Flip the DVD over and watch Suzie's Bad Day. One of my friends who literally LOVES bad movies had to leave because he felt sick. Made with a camcorder, it shows the adventures a girl has when she just can't go through a day without being strangled. It's horrid. You will need therapy. I HIGHLY suggest you add this to you DVD collection!


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