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Julio: [Slamming Alvin against Ramundo's car] Your brother fucked us!

Ramundo: What the fuck are you doing? This is my fucking car man! This is my baby.

Julio: Sorry.

[Slamming Alvin against the wall]

Julio: Your brother fucked us!

Ramundo: So, Stevie's fucking my girl right?

Alvin: Well I think that's a point you're going to have to take with Stevie.

Julio: Well maybe Stevie isn't around to make a...point with anyone.

Ramundo: What the fuck are you saying?

Julio: I'm saying that Stevie didn't show.

Ramundo: Well just say it! Stop being so fucking complex!

Julio: I'm not complex, you're complex!

Alvin: Listen guys, do I have to be around for this?

JulioRamundo: Shut up!

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[Bristol is nearly hit by a truck]

Trucker: You fucking nuts?

Bristol: No.

[shoots the trucker]

Bristol: I'm fine. Thanks for your concern.

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[first lines]

Supervisor: Gentlemen, we owe a quarterly. Vault 23, encryption download.

Guard: Loaded.

Supervisor: Level five. Sonic, please.

Guard: Stable.

Supervisor: Motion?

Guard: Stable.

Supervisor: Status check, please.

Guard: All secure.

Supervisor: Excellent. Carry on, gentlemen.

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Agent Wooly: We checked them all. We checked the monkey house, the reptile house, the giraffe house. We even checked the outhouse.

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Edgar Clenteen: Citadel 4 is the same system we use to safeguard our nuclear missile launch facilities. This guy took it apart like he was hot-wiring a Toyota.

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Senator: Mr. Clenteen, exactly how many laws are we breaking here?

Edgar Clenteen: You don't want to know.

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Edgar Clenteen: A wolf will starve itself to death rather than make a mistake. You have to lay down a scent that smells real from far away. And the bait has to be fresh and untouched by human hands. Make no mistake about it, we are hunting a wolf.

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Edgar Clenteen: When he's served his purpose, when he draws our man out of the shadows, well, you know what happens to bait...

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Stevie Sanders: Alvin, you're an ex-con, man. You just got out the penitentiary. You got 26 dollars in your pocket, 25 of it is mine!

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Alvin: So I'm bouncing from toy to toy like I'm some sort of drunk dude. Mom's smiling. My father's smiling. It's all good, right? Then around 8:30, cops show up. Take the toys, take my father. But for about two and a half hours I had a very, very happy childhood.

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Agent Boyle: [after overhearing sex talk featuring fruit] Okay, I think I'm gonna go to Starbucks and get a Mango Grande.

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Edgar Clenteen: We just gotta keep him clean for a few more days.

Agent Wooly: How much money?

Edgar Clenteen: Sixty-five hundred.

Agent Wooly: Wouldn't it be cheaper to just send him to NYU?

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Alvin: When you get your money, I think you need to get an anger management class.

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Alvin: [tied up] Let me get this straight: the offer is a million dollars, or you kill me.

Bristol: Correct.

Alvin: You know, a million dollars ain't what it used to be, with taxes...

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[last lines]

Alvin: Let me ask you something. Do you like baseball?

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