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Kay-Em 14: [to Jason] Afraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now.

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[Kay-Em 14's head has been separated from her body]
Kay-Em 14: I'd clap if I could.

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[Rowan meets Kay-Em 14, the crew's technodroid]
Rowan: Oh, my God. She looks so real.
Kay-Em 14: I AM real.

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Brodski: It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog.
[Jason stabs him through the chest again]
Brodski: Yeah, that oughta do it.

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Rowan: I don't think he's out there...
Janessa: Why don't you just stick your head out and have a peek?

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[Jason approaches Professor Lowe and reaches out for a machete sitting next to him]
Professor Lowe: [scared] Oh, you want your machete!
[laughs it off]
Professor Lowe: Shit, it's yours! Take it! Just remember who got it back for ya...
[Jason stares at him]
Professor Lowe: [calling out] Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!

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Janessa: I'm real bitchy when I wake up.
Tsunaron: Did you just wake up?

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Brodski: How long has she been dead?
Kay-Em 14: 4.55 Centuries.
Brodski: That's one hell of a wake-up call.

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Sven: What do we do with this guy?
Brodski: I promised the professor that we take this guy alive. After you blow him all to hell, put one in his leg so we can tell the professor we tried.

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Brodski: What's going on?
Rowan: Jason-fucking-Voorhees, that's what's going on!

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Tsunaron: Whoops.
Rowan: What do you mean, "whoops"?
Tsunaron: Nothing.
Rowan: Not nothing. You just don't say "Oops." What "oops"?
Tsunaron: I think he saw me.

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Tsunaron: What do you think? Are we going to make it?
Kay-Em 14: The statistical probability of survival is twelve per cent.
Tsunaron: Twelve per cent? Can You come up with better odds?
Kay-Em 14: Nope.
Tsunaron: Bullshit, Kay-Em! That's Bullshit!.

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Tsunaron: Are you telling there's absolutely no chance for us to better our odds?
[Tsunaron and Kay-Em kiss]
Kay-Em 14: Statistical probability of survival just went up to fifty-three per cent.
Tsunaron: You want to go for a hundred?

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Dieter Perez: You are one son of a bitch.
Professor Lowe: Soon to be a rich son of a bitch.

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Kinsa: He's here!
Rowan: Quiet!
Kinsa: But if he's here he'll kill us.
Rowan: [covers Kinsa's mouth] Be quiet! One more sound and I'll snap your neck myself. Got it?
[Kinsa nods]
Janessa: She's good with people.

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Waylander: Now what?
[Jason approaches]
Janessa: Now basically we... we die.

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Janessa: Just... don't wreck my pants.

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Janessa: Oh, this sucks on so many levels!

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[talking about Jason's brain size]
Tsunaron: How does he function with a brain that small?
Janessa: Way manages.
Waylander: That's very funny.

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[programmed to trick Uber-Jason]
VR teen girl #1: Hey, do you want a beer?
VR teen girl #2: Or do you wanna smoke some pot?
VR teen girl #1: Or we can have premarital sex?
[both remove their tops]
VR teen girl #1, VR teen girl #2: We love premarital sex!

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Geko: Let's smoke this fucker.

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[to Jason]
Kay-Em 14: Giddy-up!

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Crutch: Lou, I swear, you mess with an engineer, you'll end up with a waste hose in your bunk.

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Dieter Perez: A box of DVDs is not a gold mine.

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Rowan: How do we get off this ship?
Waylander: I don't know.
Rowan: Could you beam us off or something?
Waylander: "Beam us off"?

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Janessa: Why don't you just admit it? You want me.
Tsunaron: I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.

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Fat Lou: Kids and their goddamn field trips. Let's bring the psycho on board. Yeah, sure. I just know I'm gonna get blamed for this shit.

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[first lines]
Pvt. Johnson: [to Jason] Why don't you stare at this for a while, you ugly bastard?
[he covers Jason with a rag]

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Professor Lowe: Can someone tell me what's on his face?
Janessa: Ahh... some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?
Tsunaron: It's a hockey mask.

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[Rowan slaps the Professor hard as she awakes from cryo-suspension]
Kay-Em 14: Vital signs are normal and strong.
Professor Lowe: No shit.

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[Jason slices an alien in half in an alien simulation]
Azrael: What the hell?
Dallas: I thought this was an alien sim.
Azrael: Yeah, it is. Pause play.
[Jason moves towards them]
Azrael: I said, "pause play."
Dallas: He's not pausing.
Azrael: Yeah, I know that.
[Jason stops in front of them]
Azrael: I think we need to re-boot.
[Jason slashes Azrael's torso from his collarbone to his abdomen]
Azrael: That does not count as a kill.
Dallas: [laughing] Yes, it does.
[Jason then decapitates Dallas, his head roles to the floor]
Dallas: Okay, screw this. Game over.

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Tsunaron: [Jason is just about to attack the others] Hey Slappy.
[Jason turns around]
Tsunaron: Got a little something for you.
[Kay-Em comes out armed to the teeth]

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Crutch: Hey, you're lucky you weren't alive during the Microsoft conflict. Hell, we were beating each other with our own severed limbs.

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Tsunaron: Are you ready?
Kay-Em 14: I was built ready, baby.

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Dr. Wimmer: His unique ability to regenerate lost and damaged tissue, it's just it cries out for more research.

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