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The Six Million Dollar Man: Wine, Women and War (1973)

After Col. Steve Austin fails to retrieve the contents of a safe owned by arms dealer Arlen Findletter, he takes up an friendly offer of a holiday in the Bahamas. There he runs into Soviet ... See full summary »

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Arlen Findletter
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After Col. Steve Austin fails to retrieve the contents of a safe owned by arms dealer Arlen Findletter, he takes up an friendly offer of a holiday in the Bahamas. There he runs into Soviet Agent Alexi Kaslov and his lovely assistant Katrina Volana, who also happen to be out to find Findletter. Is it a coincidence, or was Steve's trip all part of one of Oscar Goldman's missions? Written by Il Tesoro

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20 October 1973 (USA)  »

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Trivia

First appearance of Richard Anderson as Oscar Goldman. Despite being featured in the original "Cyborg" novel, the character had been replaced with one named Oliver Spencer in the first SMDM TV movie. Also, first appearance of Alan Oppenheimer as Rudy Wells, replacing Martin Balsam. See more »

Goofs

About the 38 minute 49 second mark of part two, Steve Austin is confined by the bad guys to a small room, and chained to a table. Using his bionics, he breaks the chains, gets up and moves to the door. The hinges are on the right side of the door and the right hand wall is about one foot away from the door facing. He carefully removes the hinge pins, then, instead of swinging it open, or it falling toward him, he slides the door to the right for the full width of the door as if it was a pocket door or sliding glass door. He is in one room at the beginning of the scene and another room at the end. See more »

Quotes

Col. Steve Austin: Alexi, I didn't realize they paid you Russians enough for this kind of a life.
Alexi Kaslov: Well it's an American shortcoming to believe your own propaganda.
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Followed by The Six Million Dollar Man (1974) See more »

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Six Million Dollar Man
Words and Music by Glen A. Larson (as Glen Larson)
Sung by Dusty Springfield
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Double Entendre Arise!
14 January 2012 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I have never seen The Six Million Dollar Man so am starting from the very beginning: the two introductory pilot movies. They each have a slightly different feel, with this one definitely being the more playful and lighthearted.

Steve Austin's cyborg powers are on display throughout the movie, and the audience is treated to cool abilities like night vision, fast swimming/running, etc. This is provided as expected, but what caught my attention and allowed for some cheese filled chuckles was the funny attempts at double entendre. It feels forced, as if the screenwriters had to seduce the audience and lure them into the chambers of the mind. It felt like a pounding instead as they were usually in inappropriate - plot wise - situations and we are left waiting for the rim shot from the band.

Fun effort all around, makes me excited for the show, I hope future episodes can rise to the occasion!

Rating: 20/40


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