- Rupert: Rupert is the name, a poet as free as the ocean wind. And like a chiseled rock, I shall reveal... my cock.
- [opens coat and flashes a woman who is sunbathing]
- Tori Raines: Why don't you take Tiny Tim home.
- Rupert: I'll interpret that as a lack of interest. The rudeness of people on the beaches in this day and age.
- Oliver: [after finding out Rupert left the production] Son of a bitch! We can't even keep the perverts around here.