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 Skipped Parts (2000) More at IMDbPro »

Sam Callahan: I accidentally squirted in your daughter and now she's with child.
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Sam Callahan: Do you practice sex with Dothan?
Maurey Pierce: Of course not, silly. He's my boyfriend!
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Maurey Pierce: All the rules are off today Sam, nothing we do matters.
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Sam Callahan: I knew where to put it in, but it wouldn't go. I guess I'm too big.
Delores: [Laughs] Nobody's *too* big.
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Maurey Pierce: Be careful, babies aren't like footballs.
Sam Callahan: Yeah, they don't travel as far when you kick 'em.
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Sam Callahan: Will you explain to me about women?
Lydia Callahan: Women are right, men are wrong and that's all you need to know.
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Sam Callahan: You're Licking the mirror.
Lydia Callahan: I'm making Contact.
Sam Callahan: With who?
Lydia Callahan: Myself.
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Sam Callahan: [voice over] Maurey said being pregnant was wretched; but to tell you the truth, it didn't bother *me* much.
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Sam Callahan: [voiceover] Somehow, the waitress, the Indian, the cheerleader and the 15-year-old-father will survive.
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Lydia Callahan: [watching Hank cook] Honey, what's that Indian thing you're making?
Hank Elkrunner: [Lifts lid on pot] Macaroni and Cheese!
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Sam Callahan: Somehow the waitress, the Indian, the cheerleader, and the fifteen year old father would make it. They were the modern family.
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Lydia Callahan: I'm your squaw damnit!
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