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Private Dicks: Men Exposed (1999)

Not Rated | | Documentary | TV Movie 15 March 1999
Men, most of them naked, talk about their penises. The men range from 17 to 70+, all are from the U.S. of diverse races. Several are artists or performers. Some are gay, others straight; ... See full summary »
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Men, most of them naked, talk about their penises. The men range from 17 to 70+, all are from the U.S. of diverse races. Several are artists or performers. Some are gay, others straight; two are transsexual. One is paralyzed below the chest. The interviews are edited around themes: discovery, early sexual experiences, masturbation, size, oral sex, libido, performance, disease and maladies, maturity. A lexicographer discusses language, especially slang; a few archival educational-film clips divide the topics. Images and stories mix with facts and philosophical reflection. The usually private becomes public. Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

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Jonah: I'm nine-and-a-half inches soft, LEGITIMATELY.
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Spoofs Boogie Nights (1997) See more »

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Written and Performed by Bobby McFerrin
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Under license from EMI Music Special Markets
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It was fun being in it, but...
6 September 1999 | by (New York, NY) – See all my reviews



I had a lot of fun being interviewed in the documentary -- and enjoyed being a total showoff (grin).

However, I was disappointed that the documentary was so slow-moving and, frankly, downbeat. It seemed too "tragic-seeking". A

A lot of people told me they wished they'd seen more of me, and I did have a lot of views about such topics as anti-circumcision. They also couldn't understand why "that old guy" (Bruce/Alan Abel) got so much time.

Ah, well. When you watch it, look out for me, and relax. It's just a documentary. :)


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