Judging Amy (TV Series 1999–2005) Poster



Interior Decorator: Usually I'm so perceptive of people. Come on... what's changed?

Maxine: Two weeks ago my fiancée died of a heart attack 48 hours before we were to be wed. Also, I've cut my hair.

Amy Gray: [after being shouted out, Maxine rushes into the kitchen] Mom, are you OK?

Maxine Gray: [trying not to laugh] Of course, but I am 65 years old, and my boyfriend's mother hates me

Maxine: Men look in the mirror just as much as women do. They just conclude they always look great.

Board Member: We're a little concerned that your director is a drug addict.

Maxine Gray: No, my director is a former drug addict. I myself am a former high school student, and everyone here used to poop in your pants. What's your point?

Maxine: By the way, I'm getting married a week from Saturday. I expect you to be there.

Sean Potter: A week from Saturday? Maxine, why are you getting married a week from Saturday?

Maxine: So I can have sex, Sean. Why else would anyone get married?

Maxine Gray: [Amy has been in bed with the flu for several days] Amy? I brought you some chicken soup. How do you feel?

Amy Gray: Horrible. I've been seeing things. It's like being on acid.

[notices the look on Maxine's face]

Amy Gray: If I'd ever done acid.

Lauen Cassidy: What's anorexia?

Maxine: It's a disease women get by reading magazines.

Maxine Gray: Never wear fire for a hat... I haven't any idea what it means. I read it in a bathroom stall once and it stuck with me.

Amy Gray: The only way we do better is by figuring out what we did wrong.

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