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Janice Beard (1999)

Janice Beard 45 WPM (original title)
| Comedy | 5 May 2000 (UK)

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Janice Beard
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Julia
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Sean
Sandra Voe ...
Mimi
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O'Brien
Frances Grey ...
Violet
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Jane
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June
Mossie Smith ...
Dolores
Sarah McVicar ...
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Mr. Tense
Perry Fenwick ...
Mr. Button
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Clive Morley
Robbie Barnett ...
Janice's Father
Jean Murphy ...
Midwife
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72% of Office Romances end in disaster. This started as one...

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Written & Performed by Martin Stephenson
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Short, but not short enough
6 February 2002 | by (Wrexham, North Wales) – See all my reviews

At 78 mins "Janice beard" was a short film. Sadly not short enough. Its not that this film is bad, just that its not in any way good. The characters are weird (indeed all characters are totally nuts!) and the story is odd. I thought it was supposed to be a comedy but I must admit I didn't laugh once, strangely enough though I was compelled by it enough to watch it to the end but can't help feel that by next week I would have forgotten I'd ever seen it.


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great film BUT it's treatment of agoraphobia is poor PeterZ
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