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Toninho: Isabella, I swear on my mother's grave, you are the only woman I ever loved.

Isabella: Your mother is still alive.

Toninho: That's not the point.

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[talking to operator about Monica]

Toninho: But she's quite unique! She's 5'10, braids, great legs and... she's a man!

Operator: In San Francisco, that is not unique!

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Toninho: [explaining to his wife why he cheated on her] Isabella! Isabella! I'm a man! I have to be on top SOMETIMES!

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Rafi: Toninho, what on earth possessed you to do what you did? I mean, when a man truly loves his wife, he never lets her catch him.

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Isabella: Make sure your tomatoes are full and plump.

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Toninho: How COULD she? Squeezing her coconuts for all the world to see!

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Monica Jones: Melons are like boyfriends. Shall I tell you why? To get a single good one you must one hundred try.

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