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[as she's hauled off by the cops]

Mrs. Forrest: You'll never get away with this, motherfucking cocksuckers!

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Captain Monica Stark: Ms. Barnes, why am I feeling a sense of deja vu?

Bettina Barnes: I have a breath mint in my purse, sweetie - will that help?

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Boy: So it was all in her dream? What a jipp!

Girl: Well, it's based on a true story!

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Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: Guys only want one thing. I'm going to the snack bar, want a wiener?

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Berdine: They look like beatniks, should I unpack my bongos?

Marvel Ann: I intend to unpack mine.

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Captain Monica Stark: Strange that the victim had only one testicle stuffed in his mouth. I believe they usually come in pairs.

Cookie: Well, that's cuz he only had one. I checked. Plenty of meat, only one potato.

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Kanaka: Mistress Ann, I've been a bad boy.

Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: And bad boys get spanked. Bad boys get tortured!

Kanaka: Cowabunga!

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Mrs. Forrest: I believe this is what you kids call a gang bang!

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Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: [as Ann Bowman] I'm no mere chick! I'm a goddess! And the first thing I'm gonna sacrifice are ya balls, sonny!

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Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: [as Ann Bowman] Who do you have to FUCK to get a hot dog in this dump?

Drive-In Counterman: Say what?

Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: You heard me, buster! And I'm not payin' extra for dialog, so cut the chin music!

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Rhonda: Hey, is it true you're going to Europe at the end of the summer?

Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: No, we just have a Swedish exchange student living with us.

Rhonda: Oh, I heard you were going to Denmark.

Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: Where'd ya get that idea?

Rhonda: I heard you were going there to have some sort of an operation.

Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: An operation?

Rhonda: Yeah, I heard you were having your dick cut off and turning into a girl.

[suddenly gleeful]

Rhonda: Kisses.

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Provoloney: Why you picking on us? We didn't do nothin' wrong.

Captain Monica Stark: Because I don't like you. Don't like the way ya talk. I don't like the way ya walk. Don't like ya haircut. You kids think ya own this beach- think it's a teenage world. Well, you're dead wrong!

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Lars: I'm having trouble with my pants. Whenever I put my hand in the pocket, I feel a little prick.

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Captain Monica Stark: Frankly, Dr. Edwards, in the past, I've had little use for you headshrinkers, inkblot tests, "I hate my mother" and all that crap. But with this case, I find myself at a loss. I understand you specialize in the treatment of homicidal maniacs.

Dr. Edwards: Yes, well, I've never been involved in a criminal investigation.

Captain Monica Stark: Hmm. Don't worry. You can leave the cops and robbers stuff to me. What I need from you is this: what kind of sicko am I looking for?

Dr. Edwards: The perpetrator preys upon vulnerable unfortunates the killers deems somehow flawed.

Captain Monica Stark: Give me a profile.

Dr. Edwards: Let's say the assailant is highly sophisticated, yet childlike. Vulnerable but canny.

[a photo of Chicklet flies in Monica's head]

Dr. Edwards: Capable of both tenderness and extreme brutality.

[then, a photo of Kanaka]

Dr. Edwards: The murderer is highly intelligent, yet strangely out of touch with reality.

[then a photo of Mrs. Forrest]

Dr. Edwards: Sexual, yet surprisingly innocent.

[then, a photo of Bettina Barnes]

Dr. Edwards: This individual has an insatiable craving for normalcy, which will make your investigation all the more difficult.

Captain Monica Stark: How so?

Dr. Edwards: Because the killer will do everything in his power to pass as normal.

[finally, a question mark]

Dr. Edwards: He or she could be anyone.

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Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: I've never been to an orgy before. What do I wear?

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Berdine: No one understands Bettina. Her screen persona is a brilliant comment on the socio-political structure of stardom.

Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: You get all that from "The Pizza Waitress with Three Heads"? I guess we are the only ones watching the movie.

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Kanaka: Still walking the straight and narrow-minded?

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Starcat: Kid, listen to it in high-fidelity, stereophonic sound: surfing's a man's domain. No minnows in the shark tank.

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Captain Monica Stark: Well, here we are at another murder. I'd rather we met for minature golf.

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Mrs. Forrest: Show me a subpoena, flatfoot.

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Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: [as Anne Bowman] Anne Bowman created orgies.

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Captain Monica Stark: Mrs. Forrest, what were you doing at 9 PM last night?

Mrs. Forrest: What any woman should be doing at 9 PM. Needlepoint!

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T.J.: I've had a man's hairy balls since I was 8. It's the source of my power. They tell me the weather, time of day, if there's a pile-up on Route 66.

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Bettina Barnes: Another lousy sci-fi flick. Berdine, I just can't identify with the Rat-Faced Girl from Mars.

Berdine: Is it really that bad?

Bettina Barnes: Honey, Lassie could fart out a better script.

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Mrs. Forrest: Madame Detective, I will not have my daughter interrogated by the Secret Police. As far as I know we are not yet a part of the Soviet Union.

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Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: See, I have this girlfriend. I'm kinda worried about her. She has these... blackouts.

Starcat: What sort of blackouts?

Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: Well, she says when she comes to she doesn't really remember anything that happened, but... she thinks when she's out, she's really out, I mean, like out of her bird. Well, what do you think?

Starcat: It's not professional to give an instant diagnosis, but I'd say she's probably suffering from morbidly psychotic episodes of schizophrenia.

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Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: Of course I know that! It was an accident. But then you never have accidents do you, Mr Perfect?

Starcat: Don't you ever call me that!

Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: What, "Mr Perfect"?

Starcat: You don't know what it's like, having everybody think you're the golden boy - perfectly smart, perfectly athletic. You can't imagine the pressure.

Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: And I thought all those people starving in India had it bad.

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