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Psycho Beach Party (2000) More at IMDbPro »

Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: Guys only want one thing. I'm going to the snack bar, want a wiener?

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Berdine: They look like beatniks, should I unpack my bongos?
Marvel Ann: I intend to unpack mine.

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Captain Monica Stark: Strange that the victim had only one testicle stuffed in his mouth. I believe they usually come in pairs.
Cookie: Well, that's cuz he only had one. I checked. Plenty of meat, only one potato.

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Kanaka: Mistress Ann, I've been a bad boy.
Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: And bad boys get spanked. Bad boys get tortured!
Kanaka: Cowabunga!

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Mrs. Forrest: I believe this is what you kids call a gang bang!

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Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: [as Ann Bowman] I'm no mere chick! I'm a goddess! And the first thing I'm gonna sacrifice are ya balls, sonny!

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Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: [as Ann Bowman] Who do you have to FUCK to get a hot dog in this dump?
Drive-In Counterman: Say what?
Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: You heard me, buster! And I'm not payin' extra for dialog, so cut the chin music!

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Rhonda: Hey, is it true you're going to Europe at the end of the summer?
Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: No, we just have a Swedish exchange student living with us.
Rhonda: Oh, I heard you were going to Denmark.
Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: Where'd ya get that idea?
Rhonda: I heard you were going there to have some sort of an operation.
Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: An operation?
Rhonda: Yeah, I heard you were having your dick cut off and turning into a girl.
[suddenly gleeful]
Rhonda: Kisses.

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Provoloney: Why you picking on us? We didn't do nothin' wrong.
Captain Monica Stark: Because I don't like you. Don't like the way ya talk. I don't like the way ya walk. Don't like ya haircut. You kids think ya own this beach- think it's a teenage world. Well, you're dead wrong!

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Lars: I'm having trouble with my pants. Whenever I put my hand in the pocket, I feel a little prick.

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[as she's hauled off by the cops]
Mrs. Forrest: You'll never get away with this, motherfucking cocksuckers!

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Captain Monica Stark: Frankly, Dr. Edwards, in the past, I've had little use for you headshrinkers, inkblot tests, "I hate my mother" and all that crap. But with this case, I find myself at a loss. I understand you specialize in the treatment of homicidal maniacs.
Dr. Edwards: Yes, well, I've never been involved in a criminal investigation.
Captain Monica Stark: Hmm. Don't worry. You can leave the cops and robbers stuff to me. What I need from you is this: what kind of sicko am I looking for?
Dr. Edwards: The perpetrator preys upon vulnerable unfortunates the killers deems somehow flawed.
Captain Monica Stark: Give me a profile.
Dr. Edwards: Let's say the assailant is highly sophisticated, yet childlike. Vulnerable but canny.
[a photo of Chicklet flies in Monica's head]
Dr. Edwards: Capable of both tenderness and extreme brutality.
[then, a photo of Kanaka]
Dr. Edwards: The murderer is highly intelligent, yet strangely out of touch with reality.
[then a photo of Mrs. Forrest]
Dr. Edwards: Sexual, yet surprisingly innocent.
[then, a photo of Bettina Barnes]
Dr. Edwards: This individual has an insatiable craving for normalcy, which will make your investigation all the more difficult.
Captain Monica Stark: How so?
Dr. Edwards: Because the killer will do everything in his power to pass as normal.
[finally, a question mark]
Dr. Edwards: He or she could be anyone.

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Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: I've never been to an orgy before. What do I wear?

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Berdine: No one understands Bettina. Her screen persona is a brilliant comment on the socio-political structure of stardom.
Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: You get all that from "The Pizza Waitress with Three Heads"? I guess we are the only ones watching the movie.

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Kanaka: Still walking the straight and narrow-minded?

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Starcat: Kid, listen to it in high-fidelity, stereophonic sound: surfing's a man's domain. No minnows in the shark tank.

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Captain Monica Stark: Well, here we are at another murder. I'd rather we met for minature golf.

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Mrs. Forrest: Show me a subpoena, flatfoot.

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Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: [as Anne Bowman] Anne Bowman created orgies.

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Captain Monica Stark: Mrs. Forrest, what were you doing at 9 PM last night?
Mrs. Forrest: What any woman should be doing at 9 PM. Needlepoint!

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T.J.: I've had a man's hairy balls since I was 8. It's the source of my power. They tell me the weather, time of day, if there's a pile-up on Route 66.

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Bettina Barnes: Another lousy sci-fi flick. Berdine, I just can't identify with the Rat-Faced Girl from Mars.
Berdine: Is it really that bad?
Bettina Barnes: Honey, Lassie could fart out a better script.

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