Tracey Adams: Connie Savage

Quotes 

• Connie Savage : You know, guys, it's really radically hot in here. Can we turn some of these heat lamps down? Feel like I'm in a tanning booth.

• Connie Savage : Our world, the planet earth! It's a spinning, swelling, throbbing, slimy ball of confusion. Land segmented by feuding, hostile, aggressive,

  [gradually raises voice with angry tone] 

  Connie Savage : violent, warlike, petty, corrupt, narrow-minded

  [slaps own face and calms down] 

  Connie Savage : powers. The fate of man left in none other than the hands of man. Yet amongst all the madness there are still a few places left untouched by war. Places where a peace of mind is achieved through a piece of ass.

• Mohair Kuntjockey : They call me a terrorist. But you know what real terror is? Terror is when you wake up in the morning and discover that camel no. 7 is better looking than wife no. 6.

  Connie Savage : A "69 Minutes" survey says that 9 out of 10 men prefer women to camels.

  Mohair Kuntjockey : Not in my country. I could be a real nice guy if your leader sent me 15 of these beautiful beach bunnies.

  [Connie Savage nods] 

  Barbara Anne Wilson : Uh...

  Mohair Kuntjockey : [puts left hand on Barbara Anne Wilson's lips]  Don't speak. Preserve the *beauty* of the moment.

  Mohair Kuntjockey : [to Connie Savage]  And in exchange I can send you my 15 wives. They are well trained and ready to operate convenience stores in your country.