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Thomas and the Magic Railroad (2000) Poster

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[Thomas and Lady are approaching the collapsing viaduct]

Grandpa Burnett Stone: Well, Lady; This is your Shining Time, too.

Lady: I hope so.

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Thomas: Little Engines can do Big Things!

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Dodge: So, Boss, uh, how come you let Twinkletoes escape?

Diesel 10: [in a slightly ashamed but still "tough-guy" tone] Oh, that... uh... well, I-I was TESTing him... to see if he COULD - - escape.

Splatter: [in a sarcastic skeptical tone] Ahhh... yeah... Liar, liar.

Dodge: Pants on fire.

Splatter: Does he wear pants?

Dodge: Well, TRAINing pants...

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[Diesel 10 sees the big hole on the viaduct]

Diesel 10: What? What's going on?

[tries to stop]

Diesel 10: Whoa, hold it, hold it. Hold on, hold on, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[falls off the viaduct, but his claw manages to grab on a track board]

Diesel 10: Puffball! Teapot! Tin Kettttllllee!

[the board breaks, and Diesel 10 falls down below, landing on a passing barge]

Diesel 10: Oh. Oh well, nice time of the year for a cruise.

[chuckles]

Diesel 10: [Barge takes Diesel 10 away]

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Diesel 10: [in a gloating tone of evil triumph upon seeing Thomas and Lady sitting on the track a few hundred yards ahead] Ha-haaa! It's the blue PUFFball! And look who he's with! Splodge! Come and destroy!

Splatter: [fed up with D10's belligerent arrogance and his lack of respect and appreciation for them] No, you do it yourself.

Dodge: [equally disgusted with D10's attitude and behavior] We don't like you.

Splatter: Yeah, and we mean that.

Dodge: Emphatically.

Splatter: What does that mean?

Dodge: I have no idea.

Splatter: [approvingly] It's a good word.

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Splatter: [to Dodge, about Thomas] Hey! Hey! Just watch what happens to that blue puffball...

Dodge: When Harold the flopper chopper flies past here.

Splatter: Right!

Harold: [Flies by] Routine, fly-by chaps. Hello!

Splatter: The Boss dumped sneezing powder everywhere.

Dodge: Let's start laughing now!

Splatter: [laughing] Yeah!

Harold: [Flies past the shed, causing dust to fly everywhere] Sorry, fellows. Bit of a dust up, love to stay and clean up. Got to go, bye now!

[Flies away. Splatter and Dodge cough through the dust]

Splatter: Uh, did you mean to look like that?

Dodge: Uh, no.

Splatter: Uh, neither did I.

Thomas: This must be Diesel's doing. Ah-choo-choo.

[puffs away]

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Diesel 10: [starts chasing Thomas, Lady, and Burnett Stone] Now I'll get you, Burnett Stone.

Grandpa Burnett Stone: No,you won't. Because the magic you refused to believe in will get the better of you.

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[Mr. Conductor and Junior are both out of gold dust]

Mr. C. Junior: Hey, it's a beautiful day. I mean, we're down, but we're not out.

Mr. Conductor: No, we're *out*, but we're not *down*.

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Toby: I've got to delay them! I've got to distract them! Hmm... Hmm...

[Toby dings bell five times]

Diesel 10: It's the teapot! Smash him!

[Diesel knocks down shed roof with Pinchy, which traps him, Splatter, and Dodge inside]

Dodge: Uh... boss... did you mean to let the roof fall in?

Splatter: Yeah, all the way in?

Diesel 10: I always mean what I do!

[all moan]

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[scene cut from the finished movie]

Diesel 10: [noticing that Boomer has landed on his roof] That makes two of us!

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[Lady gets her face in the Magic Railroad]

Lady: So, Burnett. You didn't forget about magic, it's safe inside you.

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Toby: [the engines discuss about how to stop Diesel 10] What's important is to stand up on our own wheels to Diesel.

Henry: Toby's right. Diesel knows that the lost engine in the legend really exists.

James: What Engine?

Percy: What Legend?

Henry: Of an engine whose magic makes her more powerful than Diesel will ever be, that's why he wants to find her.

Percy: Then we'd better find her first.

James: [comes out of the shed] Leave it to the big engines, Percy.

Thomas: Little Engines can do big things, especially when they have nice blue paint like me.

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Gordon: You, Thomas, are small. Small! Small! Small! Teeny-eeny-Weeny. But I... I'm a big blue engine who knows everything.

[chuckles]

Thomas: Bossy Sprockets! All that steam has gone through your funnel.

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Diesel 10: Make the most of tonight, Twinkle Toes; Because you won't like tomorrow!

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Bertie: How 'bout a race, Thomas?

[makes rumble sounds]

Thomas: Sorry, Bertie. I can't today. I have to be a really useful engine and solve some mysteries instead.

Bertie: I guess that means I win, perhaps another day.

[makes rumble sounds]

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Lily, Burnetts Grand Daughter: You're a Really Useful Engine, Thomas.

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[the clue to the source of the magic gold dust]

Mr. Conductor: Stoke up the magic in the mountain, and the lady will smile... then watch the swirls that spin so well.

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[the conductors finally get their supply of magic gold dust]

Thomas: Lady, you're a really helpful engine.

Lady: And helping each other, brings to life the magic in all of us.

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Diesel 10: [singing] Old MacDiesel had a plan/Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh!/With a pinch pinch here/ And a pinch pinch there/ Here a pinch/ There a pinch

[laughs]

Diesel 10: I crack myself up.

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Diesel 10: [singing] I've been working on the railway/ All the livelong day

[laughs]

Diesel 10: Who wants to work a livelong day, anyway?

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[Sir Topham Hatt phones to Mr. Conductor]

Mr. Conductor: Oh, good afternoon, Sir... A real honor, Sir; Like my family before me... and how is Lady Hatt? Yes... Watch out for Diesel, definetely... And keep an eye on Henry's health, certainly... Uh, yes, Sir; The Three Rs: Reading, Writing, and Arithmetic... I mean... I will be Responsible, Reliable, and Really Useful... Yes, Sir. We will go get a good night's sleep, looking forward to a hard day tomorrow. Good-bye, Sir!

[hangs up]

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[Burnett Stone introduces Lady the Golden Engine to Patch]

Patch: Why is she locked up?

Grandpa Burnett Stone: She isn't, she's safe from harm. Long ago, I made a mistake as Lady's caretaker. An evil diesel found Lady, and threatened to destroy her. He chased her, used up all her coal. He made her go too fast, and then he crashed her. And I brought her here, I tried my best to fix her up. But I've never been able to bring her to life... to make her steam. Patch, she's as precious as gold.

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[scene cut from the finished movie]

P.T. Boomer: Now I'll get you, Burnett Stone! And your little engine, too!

Grandpa Burnett Stone: No you won't, Boomer, because the magic you refuse to believe in will get the better of you!

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[first lines]

Mr. Conductor: [narrating] Hello. My name is Mr. Conductor, and I'm going to tell you a story about trains.

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[Mr. Conductor is walking along the tracks when Diesel 10 suddenly comes behind him. When he sees him, Mr. Conductor begins running up a very steep hill]

Diesel 10: It looks like you forgot to bring the sugar!

[Mr. Conductor tries to escape up a hill, but is too slow and Diesel 10 grabs him with Pinchy]

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Mr. Conductor: [looking straight into the camera and addressing the children watching the movie, and indicating the big wide heap of pillows that he has just landed on after having been thrown aside by Diesel-10's claw-bucket - - he knows that all the children would be rooting for him, and so they would be wishing him a soft landing] Did YOU leave all this here to help me? How VERY thoughtful of you!

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Mr. Conductor: [bonks the ball smartly with the bat and sends the ball sailing out of the frame, then addresses the bat reproachfully, pretending to frown but with merrily twinkling eyes] Why do you keep hitting him? You're gonna hafta have a time-out!

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Dodge: Uhh... Boss... did you really mean to make the roof fall in?

Splatter: Yeah, all the way in?

Diesel 10: [in a distressed, somewhat breathless, ''I'm feeling squished under here'' tone of voice] I ALWAYS mean what I do - - ughkhh - - ya RATTLEtraps!

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Lily, Burnetts Grand Daughter: Magic Railroad?

Mr. C. Junior: Whatever.

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[Bertie the bus roars past the steam engines who are having a meeting a siding. The only engine not present is Percy]

Bertie: Smile you steamers. It's a sunny day. Broom broom!

James: It's not sunny because Mr C's not at the windmill. I've looked.

Thomas: I think his sparkle's all gone.

Henry: My smokebox doesn't feel sunny. It feels stuffed up.

Gordon: Nasty fumes form dingy diesel. Hmm!

Henry: And diesel is after the lost engine.

Toby: And if he finds her, I fear that will destroy us all.

Gordon: What even an engine as big as me!

Toby: Yes Gordon, even you.

Thomas: Ahh... Choo!

[shakes as he sneezes]

James: Say it don't spay it, Thomas.

Thomas: I've still got sneezing powder up my funnel. Now I'm going to find Mr Conductor.

[puffs away]

Toby: And let us get back to work. That's what he would want.

[referring to Mr Conductor]

Bertie: How bout a race Thomas? Broom Broom!

Thomas: Sorry Bertie. I can't today. I have to be a really useful engine and solve some mysteries instead.

Bertie: I guess that means I win. Perhaps another day. Broom broom broom!

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[Thomas gets his first glimpse of Lady]

Thomas: [to Lily and Burnett] You've found her, and she's beautiful!

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Thomas: Good morning, Henry. What's the matter?

Henry: [sickly] I've got boiler-ache.

Thomas: And I'm collecting one, two, three, four, five, six trucks of special Island of Sodor coal for you.

Henry: [ligtens up] Thank you, Thomas. Special coal should make me feel much better.

[as Thomas backs up to his coal trucks, one of them gets sent through the buffers]

Bertie: [as he passes by] Hello, Thomas, and your 5 coal trucks!

Thomas: [confused] Five? But I'm supposed to have 6.

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Billy Twofeathers: Important day, Mr.C?

Mr. Conductor: It is a very important day!

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[Mr. Conductor has run out of gold dust]

Thomas: Mr. Conductor, but what happened to your sparkle?

Mr. Conductor: I don't know, Thomas. I guess I'll just have to sleep on that.

Thomas: On your sparkle?

Mr. Conductor: No, Thomas, on the problem of what happened to it.

Percy: Oh, but, Mr. Conductor. Without your sparkle or the lost engine, you can't travel to help us anymore.

Mr. Conductor: I'll solve the problem, you just go to sleep now.

Thomas: Easy for you to say.

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[Patch enters Burnett Stone's workshop and sees an engine there]

Patch: I guess there was something mysterious about this mountain.

Grandpa Burnett Stone: Yeah, all mountains have their secrets, Patch. Shouldn't surprise a kid like you.

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Mr. C. Junior: [holding conch shell as phone] My shell phone's not working properly.

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[Mr. Conductor is being threatend by Diesel 10 while being constricted by Pinchy]

Diesel 10: [while Mr. Conductor is trying to get a pair of scissors] You've got ten seconds! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! On...

[Mr. Conductor grabs the pair of scissors and cuts a tube, causing hydraulic fluid to come pouring out as Diesel 10 gets a very uncomfortable look on his face. Pinchy malfunctions and sends Mr. Conductor flying. Mr. Conductor eventally lands at the windmill]

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Diesel 10: [in a tone of mild disgust at hearing his crusher-bucket noisily snapping its jaws open and closed] Shut up, Pinchy!

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Diesel 10: [happily admiring the Mount Rushmore-type hillside carving of his face that Pinchy had made, and then suddenly realizing that Splatter and Dodge are there] , Oh, yeah-ah-AHEM! Okay, listen up, you two! I got a JOB for you, Splodge!

Splatter: Uh... actually it's "Splatter".

Dodge: A-and "Dodge".

Diesel 10: [in a hot-headed bossy tone of arrogant impatience] I hain't got TIME to say both NAMES!

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Diesel 10: [in an overbearing and sarcastic tone when he sees Mr. Conductor with dusty and disheveled clothes] Hello, Twinkle-toes! Remember me? "Fat-Hat" won't have much use for you, lookin' like THAT!

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