A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial arts expert who can fight off inmates who want to hurt or love him.
Henry Roth is a man afraid of commitment up until he meets the beautiful Lucy. They hit it off and Henry think he's finally found the girl of his dreams, until he discovers she has short-term memory loss and forgets him the very next day.
Deuce Bigalow is a less than attractive, down on his luck aquarium cleaner. One day he runs into a male gigolo who asks him to look after his precious fish while he is away on business. However, he wrecks the house and needs quick money to repair it. The only way he can make it is to become a gigolo himself, taking on an unusual mix of female clients. He encounters a couple of problems, though. He falls in love with one of his unusual clients, and a sleazy police officer his hot on his trail. Written by
When Deuce first meets Antoine and sees his weapon collection, Deuce says "I collect Canadian quarters...I got about six of them". After his first "job" when he goes to the bar, his bill totals to $11.50. He gives the bartender "Ten, and six quarters", presumably his Canadian quarter collection and total take from his first "job". See more »
After Kate finds out Deuce was paid to originally date her, he is plunging a toilet for the second time apparently searching for a flushed fish. He plunges and a piece of excrement flies into the bowl. When he hands the bowl to the child, the plunged substance is missing from the fish bowl. See more »
You know anything about this?
[unzips his pants]
Look. See that red spot over there? That wasn't there this morning. I checked. You know what it is?
Maybe it's a rash. Something you got from jogging. How the hell do I know? Get it away from me.
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