Naked Video (1986–1991)
Announcer: [after one sketch, we suddenly see the 1980s BBC1 logo on screen]
Announcer: We interrupt this programme for an important newsflash. Hostilities have broken out between East and West after the breakdown of talks, a full scale nuclear attack is on it's way to Britain, and the Four-Minute Warning has been sounded... that's except for viewers in Scotland.
Woman: I wanted to become a born again christain but i couldn't, my mother has had a hysterectomy.
Rab C Nesbitt: Yi can talk aboot the thirties eh?, i lived through the thirties, i had TB and Ringworm.