| Melissa Baum | ... | Jamie | |
| Reggie Bannister | ... | Twelvetrees | |
| Andi Wenning | ... | Mrs. Willock | |
| William Mills | ... | Mr. Willock | |
| Forrest J Ackerman | ... | Edward Van Groan | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Bob Hope | ... | Himself (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Paul Bunnell | |||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| Paul Bunnell | ||
Produced by | |||
| Merrill P. Mack | .... | associate producer | |
| Carl Mastromarino | .... | co-producer | |
| Cristina Casanova Schweitzer | .... | executive producer (as Cristina Casanova) | |
Original Music by | |||
| Jerry Danielsen | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Craig Bassuk | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Carl Mastromarino | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Fredrick Alcantar | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Fredrick Alcantar | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Cristina Casanova Schweitzer | .... | hair stylist (as Cristina Casanova Mack) | |
| Cristina Casanova Schweitzer | .... | makeup artist (as Cristina Casanova Mack) | |
| Patrick Simmons | .... | special makeup effects artist | |
Art Department | |||
| George E. Green | .... | rock people creations (as Dordi) | |
| Kurt Ford Perkowski | .... | set dresser | |
| Patrick Simmons | .... | sculptures | |
| Richard D. White | .... | mask creations | |
Sound Department | |||
| Paul Bunnell | .... | sound designer | |
| Jerry Danielsen | .... | sound mixer | |
Stunts | |||
| Jennifer Prettyman | .... | stunt double | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| David DeBell | .... | gaffer | |
| David DeBell | .... | still photographer | |
| Bruce Heinsius | .... | camera operator | |
| Bruce Heinsius | .... | still photographer | |
| Paul Labo | .... | grip | |
| Steve Lazur | .... | camera operator | |
| Dave Mack | .... | key grip | |
| Chris Reynolds | .... | grip | |
| Joe Rios | .... | grip | |
| Joe Rios | .... | still photographer | |
| Dirk Sanders | .... | grip | |
| Chris Telford | .... | best boy | |
| Evan Unruh | .... | grip | |
| Mark Willoughby | .... | grip | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Jean Crawford | .... | costume designer: Wolper | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Syd Cole | .... | negative cutter | |
| Darin Wooldridge | .... | hd mastering | |
Other crew | |||
| Glenn Campbell | .... | title designer | |
| Ashley E. Orem | .... | hand double: Baby Wolper (as Ashley DeBell) | |
| Kristie Shanahan | .... | script supervisor | |
| Glenn Sweitzer | .... | title designer | |
| George E. Green | .... | voice: "Hey-doll" (uncredited) | |
| Julianne Humbert | .... | voice: "talking" appliances (uncredited) | |
| Jennifer Prettyman | .... | voice double: Melissa Baum (uncredited) | |
Thanks | |||
| Ward Grant | .... | special thanks | |
| Terrance Hines | .... | special thanks | |
| Jack LaLanne | .... | special thanks | |
| Michael Lantieri | .... | special thanks | |
| Steve Lazur | .... | special thanks | |
| Andrew Magarian | .... | special thanks | |
| Kristie Shanahan | .... | special thanks | |
| Stuart Shostak | .... | special thanks | |
| Mark Willoughby | .... | special thanks | |
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The premise was intriguing but much too shallow to support even a short full length feature. The characters were shallow and uninteresting, as well. The scenes were fractured and added nothing to assist the viewer in understanding the plot or the point of the picture.
The technical aspects of the film, on the other hand, were noteworthy. While some of the cinematography, especially in the opening scenes, was avant garde, those same techniques became blasé' from constant overuse by the end of the feature. While Paul Bunnell shows he has the unique technical ability to make a watch-worthy movie, the lack of any substantial plot, very plastic actors, and disjointed imagery do not so add up to an enjoyable event. Ed Wood, while a most technologically deficient film maker, at least produced somewhat interesting movies. I found this to be the most disappointing movie I have seen since "Weekend at Bernie's."