One Night at McCool's (2001)
Randy: There's the ten-thousand dollars... well, aren't you gonna count it?
Mr. Burmeister: Nah.
Randy: You trust me?
Mr. Burmeister: No, but I kill people.
[justifying why he doesn't want to buy a car]
Randy: Do you know that it's safer to fly then it is to drive a car?
Detective Dehling: Why would God fill me with this desire if I wasn't meant to be with her?
Detective Dehling: How can I not question our creator for putting this human obscenity into the presence of such a divine creature?
Carl: Yes, I have this great job, and this great office, and this great family, and this great house...
Dr. Green: How does this make you feel?