One Night at McCool's (2001)
[justifying why he doesn't want to buy a car]
Randy: Do you know that it's safer to fly then it is to drive a car?
Detective Dehling: Why would God fill me with this desire if I wasn't meant to be with her?
Randy: You like water?
Jewel: I love it. It's actually my second favorite thing in the world.
Randy: Really? And what's your first most?
Randy: There's the ten-thousand dollars... well, aren't you gonna count it?
Mr. Burmeister: Nah.
Randy: You trust me?
Mr. Burmeister: No, but I kill people.
Detective Dehling: How can I not question our creator for putting this human obscenity into the presence of such a divine creature?