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One Night at McCool's (2001) Poster

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[justifying why he doesn't want to buy a car]

Randy: Do you know that it's safer to fly then it is to drive a car?

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Detective Dehling: Why would God fill me with this desire if I wasn't meant to be with her?

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Randy: You like water?

Jewel: I love it. It's actually my second favorite thing in the world.

Randy: Really? And what's your first most?

Jewel: Fucking.

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[first lines]

Bingo Caller: N-43. Four-three on the N.

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[last lines]

Carl: Thank you, Go...

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Randy: There's the ten-thousand dollars... well, aren't you gonna count it?

Mr. Burmeister: Nah.

Randy: You trust me?

Mr. Burmeister: No, but I kill people.

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Detective Dehling: How can I not question our creator for putting this human obscenity into the presence of such a divine creature?

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Carl: Yes, I have this great job, and this great office, and this great family, and this great house...

Dr. Green: How does this make you feel?

Carl: Empty

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