The Underground Comedy Movie (1999)

Director:

Vince Offer

Writers:

Vince Offer (writer) and
Dante (co-writer of Sushi mama)

Release Date:

14 May 1999 (USA)

Genre:

Comedy

Plot:

A series of comedic short films guaranteed to offend. |

Plot Keywords:

Decapitation | Necrophilia | Exploding Head | Nudity | Independent Film

Awards:

1 win

Cast

Barbara Snellenburg	...	Supermodel #1 / Virgin / Beautiful Girl / Boobwatch Girl #4 (as Barbara Snellenberg)
Rebecca Chaney	...	Supermodel #2 / Pregnant Girl / Lesbian #3 / Co-host of Bag Lady Pageant
Gloria Sperling	...	Old Lady
Chris Watson	...	Rhymer
Vince Offer	...	Batman / Fetus Salesman / JJ Cool / Flirty Harry / Vincenzo Bulafungu
Karen Black	...	Mother
Mongo Brownlee	...	Black Juror #1 (as Jerry 'Mongo' Brownlee)
Brian Van Holt	...	Lifeguard
Lightfield Lewis	...	Virgin Hunter / White Juror #2
Ant	...	Gay Man
Michael Clarke Duncan	...	Gay Virgin
Jeff Jaeger	...	Transvestite (as Jeffery Jaeger)
Michael E. Parisi	...	Godmother / Psychologist (as Michael 'Wheels' Parisi)
Joey Buttafuoco	...	Sonny
Peachy Keene	...	Lesbian #1

MPAA:

Rated R for strong crude humor, language and some violence.

Runtime:

88 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

USA:R | Australia:R

Company:

Bop Productions

Trivia:

Vince Offer left his acting career and went on to market the ShamWow, an extra absorbent chamois, and the Slapchop, a hand held item used to cut small foods.

Goofs:

Continuity: During the "We hate L.A." song, the guy holds up a glass of orange juice. Between shots the amount of juice in the glass drops, just before he takes a sip.

Quotes:

Virgin Hunter: Can I redecorate your lower intestines?

Movie Connections:

Spoofs "Baywatch" (1989)

Who thought Sketch Comedy could be this Painful? Underground is right, this movie should be Buried.

Apparently Director Vince Offer took a 2-Day film class & decided to make a movie. Unfortunately what you get is `The Underground Comedy Movie.' This is the type of agonizing torture that you would feel bad making your worst enemy (possibly an ex-wife) suffer through. Perhaps this projected was green lighted by the same people that uttered the words `Casper Van Dien as Tarzan, it'll make millions!' Now onto the review. Let me tell you, I have seen better acting in a Marc Singer movie. Oh what was that wonderful line of dialog, oh yes I remember "Curse this supernatural fog" ode to `Beastmaster III: The Eye of Braxus' (see this one if you want quality). One thing about this movie that did disturb me was the fact that I had to pay $30 and 90 cents (or so my credit card statement says) to have my mind sucked right out of my ass!! Although that may seem physically impossible, I sware it is true. By the way, anyone who spanks it to the Donna of the Dead skit from the Porno Review should join David Blane (the devil mind you) in the seventh circle of hell.

Well let me comment on the good parts (which there aren't many trust me), the Virgin Hunter made me laugh when I heard "She's got a pretta mouth!" The D*ckMan skit was funny for the blue balls. . and the nudity didn't hurt it any (Gena Lee Nolin shows her Cans). Sushi Momma was by far the best skit I have ever seen on a piece of crap DVD such as this one. But I will say this......I want to spend the weekend at AL'S Hotel from the Bag Lady Pageant skit. Speaking of the Bag Lady Pageant, it was hosted by Slash of Guns & Roses fame; he must have been promised Sex with the hostess. That could be the only legitimate reason for starring in this Grade School production of a film.

I leave you with this.......

WATCH IT AND SPREAD RUMORS THAT IT IS GREAT SO YOU DON'T SUFFER ALONE.

Maybe this is the next Cult classic, who knows?

Sincerely, Jobe