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Totally Blonde (2001)

PG-13 | | Comedy | 21 December 2001 (USA)
Meg Peters just can't seem to find Mr. Right, she bleaches her hair blonde and we answer the age old question "Do blondes really have more fun?"

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Meg Peters
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Liv Watson
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Brad Wilson
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Ramona
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Meg Peters just can't seem to find Mr. Right, she bleaches her hair blonde and we answer the age old question "Do blondes really have more fun?"

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The film released on DVD is an edited version, whereas the version shown on cable is the complete version. See more »

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When Meg is in the hotel, the front desk clerk tells her Room 224. She enters room 214. See more »

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Van Martin: [to Meg] This is Birdie Num Nums.
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References Legally Blonde (2001) See more »

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Bring on the Blonde Jokes!
29 May 2004 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I thought that this flick was pretty funny, although it was filled to the brim with all kinds of jokes about blondes. I honestly think that Krista Allen is gorgeous with blonde hair, and I'll say that one of the funniest parts of the whole movie was the beginning (the Blonde school). I thought that Charlene Tilton's brief scene in the movie was really funny, especially when she got to the part about "Y'all go ahead and be dumb!" and so on. What really cracked me up about Charlene is her doing a Southern accent (I must add that she's really good at it because many women I've met here in the South talk very much like that, but I've met a few who talk rather differently). However, it seems that the rest of the movie went downhill after the first part. I think it's really sad when a movie's first part is funnier than the rest of it because it makes a person feel like he/she has wasted the rest of the time that the movie lasts. All in all, it's a rather amusing movie if blonde jokes and parody flicks are your thing.


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