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(1999–2004)

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Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: [while directing a church choir] Kim is our soloist. Now go on, baby. Sing mama's favorite song.

Kimberly 'Kim' Parker: [singing] Shake your booty all night!

Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: No! Not that one!

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Kenny Davis: [playing Scrabble] "U pin"? That's not a word.

Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: No, it's "up in", as in: I'm kicking your butt "up in" here.

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Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: The next time you put Outkast before Jesus I'm gonna cast you out of this house.

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[after the Reverend reminds Nikki about dinner]

Andell Wilkerson: You're going out with the Reverend again? That's the fifth time this week.

Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: It's the sixth and it's strictly business.

Gertude: More like funny business.

Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: No, more like none of your business.

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Kimberly 'Kim' Parker: Hey Andell, why don't you join the choir?

Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: Yeah, put some of that hot air to good use.

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Professor Stanley Oglevee: I'm in love with Nikki Parker.

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Stevie Van Lowe: This calls for a celebration! Say it loud, everyone: "I'm black and I'm proud!"

[silence]

Stevie Van Lowe: "I'm proud and I'm black?" what?

[silence]

Stevie Van Lowe: No, really, what?

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Professor Stanley Oglevee: [tutoring Kim] What do you know about Malcolm X?

Kimberly 'Kim' Parker: It was way too long, but Denzel was fiiiine!

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Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: Michael, is that you? I wouldn't recognize you if it wasn't for them ears. You look good. You look like you've put on some weight.

[meaning muscles]

Michael: Thanks, so do you.

[not meaning muscles]

Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: Oh, well, thank you.

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Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: Well, you know what they say, "There's always more room for alizay!"

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Winston's Ex-Wife/Fiance: Are you listening to me?

Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: No. Now shut up!

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Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: That hoochie.

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