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Thor the Conqueror (1983)

Thor il conquistatore (original title)
In the vein of CONAN THE BARBARIAN and Lucio Fulci's CONQUEST comes a tale of mythology and magic, of how THOR, a legendary god, triumphs over overwhelming odds to great victory and the ... See full summary »

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Cast

Credited cast:
Bruno Minniti ...
Thor (as Conrad Nichols)
Maria Romano ...
Ina
Malisa Longo ...
Slave Girl (as Malisa Lang)
Luigi Mezzanotte ...
Etna (as Christopher Holm)
Raf Baldassarre ...
Gnut (as Raf Falcone)
Angelo Ragusa ...
Thor's Father
Rosalba Ciofalo ...
First Warrior Virgin
Elena Wiedermann ...
Second Warrior Virgin
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Artemio Antonini ...
Barbarian Chief
Giovanni Cianfriglia ...
Maneater Chief
Osiride Pevarello ...
Thor Tribesman
Rinaldo Zamperla ...
One of Gnut's Men
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In the vein of CONAN THE BARBARIAN and Lucio Fulci's CONQUEST comes a tale of mythology and magic, of how THOR, a legendary god, triumphs over overwhelming odds to great victory and the destruction of his foes. After both his parents are brutally murdered by his father's rival Gnut and his men the new born Thor is placed in hiding by the physical embodiment of the god Teisha. Raised in secret under the guidance of Teisha, Thor comes to maturity and goes on a quest to avenge the death of his parents and return peace to his lands, in the process he discovers a woman to take as his wife. Taking the beautiful warrior virgin, Ina, as his companion, his exploits lead to a confrontation with Gnut, the slayer of his father. He finds and uncovers his father's sword and masters the art of combat, all under the ever watchful eye of the amorphous Teisha. How can Thor overcome Gnut and his horde? Watch the story of Thor, The Conqueror, to this day recalled in legend and in rock drawings!

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He Was The Ultimate Warrior

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Adventure | Fantasy

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Oh my God - Unbelievable dumb
26 September 2001 | by (Germany) – See all my reviews

If you think you saw every bad movie in the world - this turkey is worse.

It´s the "new" story of a guy named Thor whose parents got killed by a bad guy named Gunt in the beginning. With the aid of a strange magician (who transformes into a Owl from time to time) he grows up to be a great warrior. But first he has to find a magic sword (yawn), kill hordes of bad looking cannibals and learn to make love (just kisses are allowed here).

The whole pic was shot in a small forest, the only buildings (sort of) are three strawhuts which stand in for a village and a cave which hides the sword.

To name the performances "acting" would be unfair to any school-theatre-group, to call the work of the director "directing" would be against any good taste. But the worst of all are the "fight-scenes" and there many of them in this stinker.

Don´t rent it - ignore it, and if you see it through any bad coincidence - wash your eyes and try to forget this wasted time. It´s not even so bad its good - trust me


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