Story of a cop who forsakes his dreams of sailing around the world so that he can care for his mentally disabled brother. Innocently caught up in a gangland fight, the brother is kidnapped ... See full summary »
A pair of evil gung-fu artists, Heaven and Earth, are slaughtering the entire Yin-Yang brotherhood. he movie opens with two members of the brotherhood and their two male children being ... See full summary »
Similar to "The Dirty Dozen" or one of that nature. Japan is trying to take over the world and the generals of the allied forces trying to stop the Japanese have been taken prisoner. A ... See full summary »
Two Hong-Kong cops are sent to Tokyo to catch an ex-cop who stole a large amount of money in diamonds. After one is captured by the Ninja-gang protecting the rogue cop, the other one gets ... See full summary »
Sammo Kam-Bo Hung
Sammo Kam-Bo Hung,
Stanley Sui-Fan Fung
Dragon is now transferred to be the police head of Sai Wan district, and has to contend with a gangster kingpin, anti-Manchu revolutionaries, some runaway pirates, Manchu Loyalists and a corrupt police superintendent.
A police informant sent a letter containing sensitive information on an illegal drug operation to his friend, Yi-Ching. While on vacation in Thailand, the informant is assassinated by the ... See full summary »
A monk from Tibet is sent to Hong Kong by his master. He is to recover a magical bottle to which he has the cap from a lawyer. When these items were united long ago they protected Tibet ... See full summary »
Quite frankly Ninja The Protector is the most fantastic display of choreographical supremacy that I have ever had the good fortune to lay my hands on- and only for a single pound. This movie has provided hours and hours of entertainment: Not only do we have waggly-hand-gesture-instant-ninja-costume-changing, WITH SMOKE EFFECTS, but flamethrower hands, shurikens which move at 3 miles per hour and katanas which clang and don't injure ANYONE after multiple cartwheels.
Astounding! The warren chapters were highly erotic- the pornographic rating of this film almost filling me with orgasmic delight as completely irrelevant plot-devices fill the air: The only actual clue as to warren's involvement in the actual overplot of the film being incomprehensible, and all pivoting on the showing of a photograph at the beginning of the film by our godly uberhero- wossname. Cameo Ninja... Thingy...
Basically, there are fights, fat blonde white guys and random acts of stupidity and porn- WITH MOTORBIKES!!!! This is quite simply the best manfilm ever. Hats off to you all.
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