Ninja Assassins almost made me and my room mates drop from our chairs and die. This is THE number one worst movie ever, which makes it so good to laugh at, best comedy of the year. I really hope they haven`t been serious when making it. Ninja Assassins isn`t probably even the original name, and the ninjas really don`t even have a major part in the movie. Its about an CIA agent trying to find a stolen "top technical top secret microfilm", an amateur american actor who uses oneliners and makes a clown of himself during the fight scenes. And it looks like the movie has been mixed with an crappy Hong Kong movie that has a totally different plotline, and has NOTHING to do with ninjas, or the american agent. I keep rewinding back to the part where he says "Positively, HMM" and "Ninjas are using evil ninjitsu to distrupt world peace!" a MUST SEE for all B-movie fans.
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