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Love, Honor and Obey (2000) Poster

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Sadie: [looks at the jewelry box Ray gives her] What's this?

Ray: It's a present.

Sadie: [opens the box and sees the ring] Baby! What are you trying to say?

Ray: Well, what do you think I'm trying to say?

Sadie: Come on, say it.

Ray: Yes or no?

Sadie: Oi! Do you want me to marry you? Say it. Come on.

Ray: Yes or no?

Sadie: What do you mean yes or no? Are you asking me to marry you?

Ray: Yes or no?

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Matthew: Enter the fuckin' dragon!

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Fat Alan: That's all very well, Jon, but a blade ain't a really effective weapon when you're up against someone who is trained in several different kinds of martial arts. No really, mate, these hands are like deadly weapons. I can protect myself. Come on, go for it. Stab me you sigh.

[the others laugh]

Jonny: I wouldnt wanna do that.

[he stabs him]

Fat Alan: He stabbed me!

[the gang laughs harder]

Fat Alan: He stabbed me in the gut!

Ray: Look at his face!

Jonny: I'm sorry, Bruce.

Fat Alan: Shall I leave it in or take it out?

Ray: Leave it in and go out!

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Jude: Shut up a minute, Jonny. Listen to me. Don't ever, ever, interrupt me in that situation again. No one cares what you have to think or say in that situation. If Ray had been here he'd rip your head off, mate.

Jonny: I know, I just thought...

Jude: No, no nothing. I'm Ray's relative. I speak for Ray in that situation. You don't offer a word, okay?

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Jonny: [handing Jude a gun] Here.

Jude: Is that for me?

Jonny: Yeah. It's loaded, be careful.

Jude: Are we going tooled up?

Jonny: Yeah. I'll show you how to use it on the way down. Don't point it at anyone you like, all right?

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Jonny: Jude explained it wasn't an act of cruelty, it was an act of discipline. When I pulled those wings off I knew he was right. He showed me you could gain strength through violence and with power and control you could do anything.

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Matthew: You fucking Anglo-Saxon!

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Ray: Could it be that... to do with something like I had a bad fall and I think I might have broken the bone in me cock?

Dominic: Could have, could have. Cause the thing what happens is, right, from the back, from your spine, spinal column, say that's your spine, right?

[holds up blackjack sap]

Dominic: the bone slips forward up your willy like that.

Ray: That's right.

Dominic: So you could break it.

Ray: So, if I'd have sort of broke a bit it might not... That's why it flips about a bit?

Dominic: Unnn... but it would click.

[shakes blackjack which clicks]

Dominic: It would click like that.

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[last lines]

Jonny: [singing] In the avenues and alleyways / Where a man's got to work out which side he's on / Anyway he chooses chances are he looses / No one gets to live too long / The avenues and alleyways / Where the soul of a man is easy to buy / Everybodys wheeling everybodys stealing / All the low are living high / Every citys got 'em / Can we ever stop 'em / Some of us... / Are gonna try.

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[both standing behind their cars, ready for a standoff]

Ray: How are you, Sean?

Sean: I'm well mate, you?

Ray: Hmm good. You get the champagne?

Sean: Yeah.

Ray: You like it?

Sean: No.

Ray: why not?

Sean: the fuckin bubbles go up my nose alright! now wheres my coke?

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[first lines]

Heckeler: So would you like to join us for a drink?

Sadie: Sorry mates I'm busy.

Heckeler: I tell you what, tell me about your character, 'cause I am your biggest fan

Sadie: I told you I'm busy, I'm waiting for someone.

Heckeler: Now, when you stage kiss, do you use tounges or no tounges?

Sadie: Look, you.

Heckeler: [laughs] Come on, I'm only having a joke

Sadie: Oh, Look. My boyfriends here.

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