Secret Pleasures (1999)

User Rating:

4.3/10   

Director:

Michael Paul Girard

Writer:

Michael Paul Girard (screenplay)

Genre:

Drama

Tagline:

Sometimes it's better if the truth remains hidden

Plot:

An attractive woman detective, expert in cases of conjugal infidelity is hired by a mysterious millionaire...

Plot Keywords:

Bath | Erotic | Private Investigator | Male Nudity | Sex

Cast

Kim Yates	...	Alex Dulany
Rick Majeske	...	Ian
Nikki Fritz	...	Ginger
Everett Rodd	...	Jack (as Everett J. Rodd)
Ahmo Hight	...	Cara
Michelle von Flotow	...	Deelia
Taimie Hannum	...	Lisa
Nicholas Yff	...	Walter
Steve Curtis	...	Tony (as Craig Alexander)
Pam Loe	...	Joanna
Mason Oswald	...	Bartender
Elizabeth Suls	...	Policewoman
Stacy Hill	...	Process Server
Star	...	Limousine Driver
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Janine Delarte
Arthur Gazanyan
Steve Gordon
Mary Irvine
Essey Jensen-Deayton
Steve D. Lazar
Jerome Lett
Suzanne Morissette
Terry Ostovich
Dennis Payne
Carolon J. Pinto
Wil Reed
Wendy Robbins
Wendy Shauff
Lezli Thomason
Michael E. White
David Zera	...	Policeman (as Dave Zera)

MPAA:

Rated R for strong sexual content.

Runtime:

90 min | UK:88 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Certification:

UK:18 | USA:R

Easily one of the best soft-core pornos of 1999

This is the best soft-core porno I've seen all year. Kim Yates and Nikki Fritz are goddesses of heat. There's some plot here about a detective agency run by Yates (with Fritz playing her secretary and occasional apprentice detective) that spies on people at their lovers' request to catch them on film while cheating. Its serviceable -- and irrelevant, because the sex scenes here are just scorching. Who needs plot when you get sex like this?

Everything you could want is here. The women are blisteringly sexy and the men are thankfully non-annoying. There's quite a bit of sex in and around water too (hot tubs and a pool), which is a nice touch, especially if you have a water fetish. And -- my favorite -- we get to hear these swelteringly hot women having a great time. There's often not enough noise (or none whatsoever) from female participants in soft-core porn, but that's not a problem here. These women make sure you keep the sound up on your TV.

If you find this one, it's a can't-miss, must-watch, what-are-you-waiting-for-rent-this-now-idiot picture. No question about it, this movie gets **** (out of ****) from me; within its genre, there aren't many that are as good as "Secret Pleasures." Absolutely do not miss it if you get the chance.