Memorable quotes for
Mafia vs. Ninja (1985) More at IMDbPro »Hong men jue e zhe (original title)

[first lines]
Jack Doe: My friend, what are you doing?
Charlie Woo: Ya wanna know? I'm gonna kill ya, bastard!
[they fight]
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Mr. Jones: You want me to leave, but why do you stay here?
The Japanese: I stay here, because I am a ninja warrior. The Ninja Kung-Fu... is the best!
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[Mimo throws his hat after Jack Doe]
Mimo: *That* was a hat. *This* is a knife!
[pulls out a knife]
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[Jack Doe finds all his friends dead]
Jack Doe: [screaming] REVEEEEEENGE!
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Charlie Woo: I warn you: You can insult me, but you can't insult my country!
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Jack Doe: There is a saying: A trouble shared, is a trouble halved.
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The Japanese Leader: A steady body. Hahaha! Good Kung-Fu.
Jack Doe: Don't talk so much... Let's just fight!
[they fight]
The Japanese Leader: A triple strike! Very good!
[they fight some more]
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The Japanese: So you've come at last...
Jack Doe: I've come to avenge my master. You know, I'm gonna kill you.
The Japanese: Right...
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Jack Doe: Hold it!
Mimo: Why?
Jack Doe: I still have one card...
Mimo: [laughs] It's joking! I got a ten and a jack. It's really difficult to get a full house.
Jack Doe: [Jack Doe throws the card into the playing table]
Mimo: You!
Jack Doe: [laughs] I won...
Mimo: You son of a bitch!
Jack Doe: Listen... That's not all. You still have to pay the fifty grand you owe me.
Mimo: Okay... Who do you want killed?
Jack Doe: Tomorrow morning a Japanese man will be exercising in the park.
[clicks his tongue]
Jack Doe: Your debt will be paid then.
Mimo: I'll do it.
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Mimo: It's strange. Since we started playing, you have won all the time. Ten grand...
[tosses money into the playing table]
Jack Doe: You're still playing for high stakes, after losing so much.
[shows money]
Jack Doe: Ten grand... and I will be raising thirty grand.
Mimo: [Pulls knives and puts them as his bet] See you...
Jack Doe: [laughs] Are those knives really worth thirty thousand dollars?
Mimo: Oh no... they are worth... fifty thousand!
Jack Doe: Is that true?
Mimo: True!
[tosses playing card, then throws knives which fly after the card driving themselves and the card into the playing table]
Mimo: Believe me...
Jack Doe: I'll accept them. See you...
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Charlie Woo: I don't get it. These people know they are hurting others, and yet, they still do it...
Jack Doe: For them, only their pride is important. Let's go...
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Tong Mao: Hey Jack! I was nice to you, so why do you side with them?
Jack Doe: Hrm. Did you think of *that*, when you were using me?
Tong Mao: Right. Now, I'm gonna kill ya!
[they fight]
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[confronts the Japanese leader]
William Chung: I will not allow you to sell opium in Shanghai! We will not interfere in your prostitution or gambling syndicates, but if you *dare* to sell opium here... I'm warning you now: We will crush you!
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The Japanese Leader: [after the assassination] I'm sure Chung won't survive this time. He'll die a slow death. Hahahahahahahahaha!
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[Jack confronts Mr. Jones]
Mr. Jones: Oho... you're here!
Jack Doe: That's right.
[indicates that he's ready to fight]
Jack Doe: Please!
Mr. Jones: Oho, Chinese Kung-Fu... have a go!
[they fight]
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