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Hong men jue e zhe (1985)

Sewage workers Jack and Charlie get involved in an international Asian gang war when Jack helps the boss of a Shanghai gang against one of his rebellious underlings. This underling then ... See full summary »

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Credited cast:
Alexander Rei Lo ...
Jack Do
Philip So ...
Charlie Wu (as Feng Su)
Hsueh-Erh Hu ...
Hikari (as Sliver How)
Tae-jeong Kim ...
The Japanese Leader (as Lung Tang)
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William Chung (as Charles Wong)
Chi-Sheng Wang ...
Tong Mao
Silvio Azolini ...
Nemo
Eugene Thomas ...
Mr. Jones
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Kuo Chung Ching ...
Fuji, Samurai Assassin
Allen Hai-Han Lan ...
(as Alan Han)
Chiba Kenichi
Pier Nadoti
Robert Tai ...
Henchman
Te Sheng Wang ...
Tong Mao's Buddy
Chin-Bao Yu
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Sewage workers Jack and Charlie get involved in an international Asian gang war when Jack helps the boss of a Shanghai gang against one of his rebellious underlings. This underling then strikes a deal with the Japanese Yakuza in the hopes of toppling his boss and become the leader of Shanghai himself. When the Yakuza assassinate the Shanghai boss, Jack pledges to avenge his new friend's death. As he seeks out those ultimately responsible, he does battle with a variety of ninjas and mercenaries from around the world. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>

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The Mob finally meets its match!

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31 October 1985 (West Germany)  »

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Quotes

[first lines]
Jack Doe: My friend, what are you doing?
Charlie Woo: Ya wanna know? I'm gonna kill ya, bastard!
[they fight]
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Chang Cen Che is credited as "Sponser" (sic). See more »

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Quite possibly my all time favorite BAD movie
10 April 2001 | by (Indianapolis, IN) – See all my reviews

I can't tell if this movie was meant to be a comedy or not, but it sure turned out that way. Thsi movie is utterly hilarious. Take every cliche about kung-fu movies and multiply it by ten. Gallons of fake blood, evil Japanese stereotype, the "soul brother" black guy, it's all there, plus things I've NEVER seen in a kung-fu movie. Tree-fu, SAPLING-FU, and spitting water instead of blood, for instance. It's only because everything is SO bad in this movie that makes it so entertaining. I especially LOVE the Boss-ninja's black mask with the crooked eye- holes.

It's a toss-up between The Story of Ricky and this one as my all time favorite (unintentionally) funny kung-fu movie, but this one I think takes the prize.


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