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The Crew (2000)

PG-13 | | Crime, Comedy | 25 August 2000 (USA)
Four retired mobsters plan one last crime to save their retirement home.

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Bobby Bartellemeo / Narrator
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Mike 'The Brick' Donatelli
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Tony 'Mouth' Donato
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Detective Olivia Neal
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Ferris 'aka Maureen' Lowenstein
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Pepper Lowenstein
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Raul Ventana, Drug Lord
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Det. Steve Menteer
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Young Joey 'Bats' Pistella (as Matt Borlenghi)
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Young Tony 'Mouth' Donato
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Young Mike 'The Brick' Donatelli
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Jorge
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Escobar
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Four former made men, struggling to get by in a rundown Miami hotel, come up with a plot to drive out all of the young tenants that are slowly taking over the beach-front hotel and driving up their rent. Taking a man that was found dead on the beach, they arrange what appears to a mob hit and provide a note that says more killings are to occur. Unfortunately the old man they use turns out to be the senile father of a drug lord. The drug lord declares war on the killers of his father, thinking it was an action of his enemies. A stripper learns of the old men's involvement and threatens to squeal on them unless they kill her stepmother. Meanwhile, one man searches for his long-lost daughter, who is the investigating police officer, trying to divest herself from her crumb fellow officer and former boyfriend. Written by John Sacksteder <jsackste@bellsouth.net>

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You're never too old to work for the mob. See more »

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Crime | Comedy

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Rated PG-13 for sexual content, violence and langauge | See all certifications »

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Gamle slyngler  »

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$38,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$4,051,921 (USA) (25 August 2000)

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$13,019,253 (USA) (10 November 2000)
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Jeremy Piven stated his thoughts about sucking Carrie-Anne Moss's toes for one scene in this movie as follows: "The question I'm asked the most is 'What's it like sucking Carrie-Anne's toes?' It was tremendous. She has exquisite toes. Her feet were primed from The Matrix (1999), from a year of bouncing on them. We definitely nailed it in eight takes, and then I asked for an extra one, just in case." See more »

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The strap on Mouth's binoculars. See more »

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Joey 'Bats' Pistella: I thought you said the good times were gonna last forever.
Bobby Bartellemeo: I thought we'd be dead by now.
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Spoofs Goodfellas (1990) See more »

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Blue Velvet
Written by Art Strauss
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Light senior moments
13 November 2010 | by (Australia) – See all my reviews

So much promise, yet so little achievement was the enduring impression left on me after watching this comedy. A group of ageing ex-con artists conjure an imaginative, yet flawed plot to save their Miami retirement home from soaring rents by using the body of a dead neighbour to scare away potential residents. When the dead man's son (Sandoval) emerges to take vengeance on those responsible for his death, they use their collective criminal experience to dodge the attempted retributions.

Dreyfuss, Reynolds, Cassel and Hedaya probably weren't quite old enough to convince me that they were geriatrics, relying on props to affect the age (hearing aids etc) although Reynolds did a great impression of someone who'd lost his marbles. His near-death epiphanies lead to several hair-brained schemes while Dreyfuss' main angle is assisting the local police investigating the death, the female detective (Moss) unaware the she is his daughter. She mistakes his kindly advances as those of a dirty old man, while Dreyfuss is trying to work out how to confess to the ruse, and still reconcile with the daughter neither knew existed. Moss is stunning and it's almost inconceivable that the Pivster (Piven) is both her detective partner and boyfriend from whom she's estranged. Must be low self esteem...

Slapstick, sentimental comedy has its moments and an appealing cast but never quite hit the notes I was expecting, all things considered. Easy, lightweight viewing.


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