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The Crew (2000)

PG-13 | | Crime, Comedy | 25 August 2000 (USA)
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Four retired mobsters plan one last crime to save their retirement home.

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Bobby Bartellemeo / Narrator
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Mike 'The Brick' Donatelli
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Tony 'Mouth' Donato
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Detective Olivia Neal
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Ferris 'aka Maureen' Lowenstein
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Pepper Lowenstein
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Raul Ventana, Drug Lord
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Det. Steve Menteer
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Young Joey 'Bats' Pistella (as Matt Borlenghi)
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Young Tony 'Mouth' Donato
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Young Mike 'The Brick' Donatelli
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Jorge
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Escobar
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Storyline

Four former made men, struggling to get by in a rundown Miami hotel, come up with a plot to drive out all of the young tenants that are slowly taking over the beach-front hotel and driving up their rent. Taking a man that was found dead on the beach, they arrange what appears to a mob hit and provide a note that says more killings are to occur. Unfortunately the old man they use turns out to be the senile father of a drug lord. The drug lord declares war on the killers of his father, thinking it was an action of his enemies. A stripper learns of the old men's involvement and threatens to squeal on them unless they kill her stepmother. Meanwhile, one man searches for his long-lost daughter, who is the investigating police officer, trying to divest herself from her crumb fellow officer and former boyfriend. Written by John Sacksteder <jsackste@bellsouth.net>

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You're never too old to work for the mob. See more »

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Crime | Comedy

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Rated PG-13 for sexual content, violence and langauge | See all certifications »

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25 August 2000 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Gamle slyngler  »

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Budget:

$38,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$4,051,921 (USA) (25 August 2000)

Gross:

$13,019,253 (USA) (10 November 2000)
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Carrie-Anne Moss's first PG-13 rated film. See more »

Goofs

When two of the gang members and the ladies are kidnapped from the retirement home, as they get in the car the weather is clear and the road is dry. However, in the next scene as they arrive at the dock the road is wet with small puddles - a clear sign that it rained between shots. See more »

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Bobby Bartellemeo: [Narrating] Miami Beach. Used to be the average age around here was, like, 82. And then that broad Madonna decides that this is the place to be, and the next thing you know, everywhere you turn, its' women with big breasts, men with big breasts. Breasts are very big here.
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References The Ren & Stimpy Show (1991) See more »

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White Lines N' Black Ties
Written by Shooter Jennings and Matt Reasor
Performed by Stargunn
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middle-of-the-road
24 August 2001 | by See all my reviews

I was positively intrigued to see such a wide divergence of opinion on this flick; I can't recall ever seeing such a split opinion in this space. Therefore I will offer the moderate observation that, while being far from the cleverest comedy I've seen, the movie isn't all that bad. The script is not a particularly witty effort, but the tangled web that these 4 retired hoods spin for themselves becomes progressively more intriguing. (I would note that the arson technique portrayed must be taken with about a pound of salt) The sentimental sub-plot about the missing daughter is unnecessary and dilutes the comedy (though, mercifully it's not played up very big). Altogether, not a cause for raves, but not as bad as some here say.


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