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Vampires Anonymous (2003)

 -  Comedy  -  28 October 2003 (USA)
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A vampire trying to get away from his "eating habits", joins a 12-step program.

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Vic Weller
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Christine
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Juan Rodrigo
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Penelope
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Andy
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Taffeta Munro
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Jimmy
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Strickler
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Maggie Miller
Olivia Honeycutt ...
Ashley
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Tucker Sanders
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Emily
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A vampire trying to get away from his "eating habits", joins a 12-step program.

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Rated R for language, some violence and sexual content | See all certifications »
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The boom mic is visible when Maggie and her dad are talking in the kitchen. See more »

Quotes

[at a Vampire's Anonymous meeting]
Vic: Hello, my name is Vic...
The Crowd: Hi, Vic!
Vic: ...and I'm a vampire.
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What Can I do
Written by Neville Staple and Miles Woodroffe
Performed by Neville Staple and the Hitmen
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A Tough 12-Step Program for the Sheep
5 January 2008 | by (Rio de Janeiro, Brazil) – See all my reviews

After eating his beloved girlfriend, the vampire Vic Weller (Paul Popowich) admits that has a problem and joins a 12-step program called "Vampires Anonymous" to get rid of the habit of drinking human blood. He goes to a meeting and is submitted to a test, where it is determined that he should replace human by sheep blood. His sponsor Geno (Michael Madsen) and the program relocate Vic to Rock Creek, in North Caroline, where he falls in love for the local Maggie Miller (Nicole Forester). However, the disappearance of sheep attracts the attention of a vampire slayer and the police, getting Vic into trouble.

"Vampires Anonymous" is an enjoyable film, with an analogy to the AA for vampires in an original story. There is dark humor, romance and many funny situations. This movie is neither a masterpiece nor a crap, just a pleasant entertainment. My vote is six.

Title (Brazil): "Vampiros Anônimos" ("Vampires Anonymous")


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