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Vampires Anonymous (2003)

 -  Comedy  -  28 October 2003 (USA)
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A vampire trying to get away from his "eating habits", joins a 12-step program.

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A vampire trying to get away from his "eating habits", joins a 12-step program.

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Rated R for language, some violence and sexual content | See all certifications »
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The boom mic is visible when Maggie and her dad are talking in the kitchen. See more »

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What Can I do
Written by Neville Staple and Miles Woodroffe
Performed by Neville Staple and the Hitmen
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Thankfully Good
13 February 2005 | by (Maryland, USA) – See all my reviews

Put yourself in my shoes. You're walking through your local Blockbuster. You've gone through all the new releases, not finding anything worth watching. Finally, you get to the V's. Sitting there is a movie called Vampires Anonymous. Always a fan of a camp fest, you pick it up. But who is it on the cover? Why it's one of your favorite under-appreciated actors Michael Madsen sitting on a motorcycle. You read the back of the box that says the movie is about a 12 step program for Vampires. Low budget. Little known. This has to be bad.

Then you watch it. And to your delight, it's surprisingly good. Has a good amount of dark humor. Really original story. Some fun action sequences. Only gripe is could have had a little more Madsen. But that's alright. Because the movie was still enjoyable without him.

All in all, this is a good film. Nice to see an original take on the vampire theme. Sometimes that can blow up in your face like the Dracula musical on Broadway at the moment that's bombing hard. But this film has just the right mix of action/drama/humor to keep you interested.


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