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Vampires Anonymous (2003)

 -  Comedy  -  28 October 2003 (USA)
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A vampire trying to get away from his "eating habits", joins a 12-step program.

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Vic Weller
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Christine
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Juan Rodrigo
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Penelope
Brent Hinkley ...
Eric
Ping Wu ...
Andy
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Taffeta Munro
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Jimmy
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Strickler
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Maggie Miller
Olivia Honeycutt ...
Ashley
David Lenthall ...
Jed Sanders
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Tucker Sanders
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Emily
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A vampire trying to get away from his "eating habits", joins a 12-step program.

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Rated R for language, some violence and sexual content | See all certifications »
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28 October 2003 (USA)  »

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The boom mic is visible when Maggie and her dad are talking in the kitchen. See more »

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Geno: A vampire's gotta do what a vampire's gotta do.
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Take a Look at me
Written by Neville Staple
Performed by Neville Staple and the Hitmen
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completely awesome!
9 March 2003 | by (San Jose, CA) – See all my reviews

I just saw this movie as part of San Jose's Cinequest Film Festival, and I must say it is very well done considering the budget they had to work with. The storyline is brilliant, and the dialogue is hilarious. The main character, Vic, is tired of always succumbing to bloodlust and killing the people he loves, so he enrolls in a 12-Step program called Vampires Anonymous which tells him that he should switch to sheep, and move to North Carolina. Here he meets the girl of his dreams, and much humour ensues. According to the filmmakers, they are attempting to get it out on video by the end of the year, so if you didn't get a chance to see it in the theatres, you will get your opportunity. I highly recommend this movie as a break from some of the normal Buffy-esque vampire lore (which is fantastic in its own right) that is so common these days. I give it 10 Stars!


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