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Vampires Anonymous (2003)

R  |   |  Comedy  |  28 October 2003 (USA)
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A vampire trying to get away from his "eating habits", joins a 12-step program.

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A vampire trying to get away from his "eating habits", joins a 12-step program.

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Rated R for language, some violence and sexual content | See all certifications »
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28 October 2003 (USA)  »

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Vampir Club  »

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The boom mic is visible when Maggie and her dad are talking in the kitchen. See more »

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Geno: I was not aware that I was wearing my Mister-Know-It-All hat today. Why are you asking so many questions?
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Take a Look at me
Written by Neville Staple
Performed by Neville Staple and the Hitmen
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Vampires and Ska don't mix
15 May 2004 | by See all my reviews

This movie had potential of being really original and fun. It would have achieved this if it had taken the route it looked like it was going in the first 15 minutes, made up of dark and morbid humor, but it wound up to be like a teen flick. There were musical montages with the worst of the worst Ska music and it just bugged me. It also got to be extremely repetitive at times, and really began working off the same jokes. The movie did have points of a good atmosphere, I did like the darker parts, like the first fifteen minutes and the scene where he kills the b****rds from the bar, but the rest is just annoying, generic, and full of crappy ska music.


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