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Vampires Anonymous (2003)

 -  Comedy  -  28 October 2003 (USA)
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A vampire trying to get away from his "eating habits", joins a 12-step program.

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A vampire trying to get away from his "eating habits", joins a 12-step program.

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Rated R for language, some violence and sexual content | See all certifications »
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Geno: A vampire's gotta do what a vampire's gotta do.
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Written by Toots Hibbert
Performed by Neville Staple and the Hitmen
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Interesting vampire concept.......not fully developed.......
15 December 2008 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

The idea of a twelve step program for recovering vampires, is a solid, original, premise. The "Vampires Anonymous" meeting and eccentric members, including Michael Madsen, got things off to a fast start. After the promising opening, the script seems to wander in and out of "black comedy", with nowhere to go. In the end, there are unexplainable lapses in logic that weaken the movie. Really not violent enough for the horror crowd, really not totally a successful comedy, really in parts too clever for it's own good, really lacking chemistry between the leads, really bad southern accents, really no nudity for a film where it might have helped, but still creative enough to entertain. Marginally recommended. - MERK


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